Sick of people...

[soulofadra6o]

dang im sick of people at my work...when i got my bike, all of a sudden everyone at my job wants to get a bike...and mainly they all wanna ride MY bike, this one guy, lets call him guy A, he didnt even know where the controls were at...he was asking if the rear brake pedal was the clutch...i keep telling him no, and he gets mad at me and says im F'd up...anyone agree with him?

ok next is guy...B... this guy has been "wanting" a bike for so long, he was asking a million questions...like if he's in 3rd gear and stops at a red light, should he go into 1st (dont even know y he's contemplating getting a bike, duhhh) and i told him the best thing to do is to take the MSF course...he said no cause it's 200 bucks and i told him it';s SO worth it, so he didnt listen, he went to the DMV to take his test so he can get his bike with the permit.... :squid: and he failed twice in one day! (didnt think that was possible) he told me to bring in my bike tomorrow so he can ride it, and i was like..uhhhh, no..and he said, "Oh come on, that's messed up, what if i get a bike and i crash and die, then it'll be ur fault cause u didnt let me practice" YA buddy, like i want U crashing my bike after u just admitted u will...

GUy B is a complete tard, but at least guy A is doing the smart thing, he's reading the magazines i bring in, reading all the articles, asking me questions more about safety rather than shifting down at a red light, and he actually wants to take the MSF course and changed his bike choice from a CBR600rr to an SV! lol but come on, how many stupid wanna be posers out there who think riding a bike is exactly like riding a car? STUPID :squid: s

[HoolieB]

I can't imagine anyone getting PO'ed at me because I wouldn't let them ride my bike. More to the point, I couldn't imagine someone harrassing me to be allowed to ride my bike! Especially if that someone is not already a rider. That sucks for you, because it's not like you can avoid them!

On a related bug, I have a friend who rides a Sportster with a HOG chapter, yet each Monday she asks me, "Did you drive your bike this weekend?" Drive my bike? WTF is that? Maybe she thinks I have a rare SV trike...

[Kurt'sSV]

Next time one of those fools asks you to ride your bike ask them: Can I ride your wife? (or girlfriend). Regardless of their answer, never let them ride your bike.

[NukleoN]

Hey this problem is easily solved:

Don't let anyone ride your bike!!!! If they crash it, are they going to pay for it?

So easy. Just say no (and mean it).

[Setter32]

Originally posted by Kurt'sSV
Can I ride your wife? (or girlfriend).

.....unless you've seen their wives......or girfriends..........I wouldn't recommend it.......

.....they may take you up on it.............and you've just dug a hole for yourself.....

....

....may I recommend the more direct approach...

....the response I would use is......."only if you lick my left testicle........while singing Dancing Queen...................after handing me a $6k deposit".....

.....this would clear up any vagueness on where you stand......






:D

[Burst]

and the deposit needs to be in cash....

[NukleoN]

Cash deposit..and have the wife lick the left testicle while singing, 'Gimme Gimme Gimme' by ABBA.

[SV650S]

That how i handle the people at work that say "when you going to let me ride?" I respond with anytime, they become quite excited to which I follow up with, when you hand me 6k, you can test ride it.
You break it, you just bough it.

So far I had no takers, will have to remember the testicle statement. That was funny

Keith

[soulofadra6o]

i told my coworker if i can run his car into a wall when he drops my bike (his car is his baby) and since then he's stopped bugging me :D

[EviL]

You guys are such downers.

[Loyolan]

Sucks that such retards as to ask that of you, are allowed to breed.

[Tillers_Rule]

Yea, some people are big dubbies(that's dummies with a congested nose, just thought it sounded funny).