I can wheelie and stoppie my bike

[pAint]

I just learned how to wheelie my bicycle. So much harder than doing it on my SV and tiring. Got stoppies down as well. I really need a new mtn bike.....:(

Check out the photos in my album.

[KevBigCBR]

Want a fucking cookie or something...

I bet your hand hurts from tooting your own horn so much.

[Ikazuchi]

Originally posted by K$
Want a fucking cookie or something...

I bet your hand hurts from tooting your own horn so much.

LOL....

[poopoohead]

too funny........

[pAint]

Gives me something to do when im bored..... good excercise as well

Originally posted by K$
Want a fucking cookie or something...

I bet your hand hurts from tooting your own horn so much.

No thanks, my mom already gave me a cookie.:p

[KevBigCBR]

Originally posted by paint
Gives me something to do when im bored..... good excercise as well



No thanks, my mom already gave me a cookie.:p

Try jerking off...it can be good exercise too...and you won't brag about it so damn much!

[Silver6]

I bet my little brother can do it better... ;)

[KevBigCBR]

Originally posted by Silver6
I bet my little brother can do it better... ;)

Are you saying your little brother can jerk him off better? Or wheelie his bike?

[HoolieB]

Originally posted by K$
Are you saying your little brother can jerk him off better? Or wheelie his bike?

Kev -- thanks for asking the question that was on everyones' minds. :D

[poopoohead]

Originally posted by Silver6
I bet my little brother can do it better... ;)

how would you know:confused:

[KevBigCBR]

Originally posted by PooPooHead
how would you know:confused:

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I have totally disrupted this thread!

[Tillers_Rule]

Well I jerk off alot and brag about it, so can I have a cookie.

[pAint]

Hey i was bored at school.... had to write about something.

Damn i wish i got a cookie for everytime i jerked off.....

I would be a cookie monster! :D

[poopoohead]

hairy palms! hairy palms! hairy palms!

[Burst]

never understood the hairy palms myth... this is why...

If you flog the log *THAT* much, wouldn't the repeated friction prevent any hair from growing? Hell, I have some hairy freakin legs.... except one spot, my kneecap... you know why? because my jeans rub my kneecap when I walk... no hair. You can see the hair trying to grow... but it cant.

Now, going blind I could almost believe... if someone were to get way too into the whole self pleasuring practice, they could burst a blood vessel in their eye causing temporary blindness... maybe even permanent. :D

[poopoohead]

ill just leave the non-hairy knees for someone else to say something:|

[Burst]

:lol:

[KevBigCBR]

Originally posted by PooPooHead
ill just leave the non-hairy knees for someone else to say something:|

They speak for themselves!

[poopoohead]

:lol: you'd never guess what the fuck is in this thread by reading the title

[Tillers_Rule]

Originally posted by PooPooHead
:lol: you'd never guess what the fuck is in this thread by reading the title


What is this thread about anyway :confused:

[drewster]

i think you guys are way off the beaten track(pardon the pun). too funny not what i expected for this thread.

[Silver6]

I didn't even read the jerking-off part of the thread, I just read Paint's post and then posted a response of my own.

Some of you desparately need to get laid...

[Delcati]

Thanks for the chuckle fellas.

[The Green Bastard]

Read my thread about the fork seals......then do some more wheelies!

[poopoohead]

hes talking about his mountain bike......

[sherides'em]

Hmmm... so what is supposed to happen to girls?


Oh wait, girls dont do that, do they :angel: ;)

[Padu]

Originally posted by sherides'em
Hmmm... so what is supposed to happen to girls?


Oh wait, girls dont do that, do they :angel: ;)


Humnnn. given the direction this thread took, do what?

[sherides'em]

Well, I was referring to "petting the kitty" :)

[KevBigCBR]

Just look at my avatar...thats what happens when you pet the kitty too much...you wear it out....no one wants a worn out kitty...LOL

[sugart!ts]

according to your Sig... you have no need to "pet the kitty" ;)

[Burst]

Originally posted by K$
you wear it out....no one wants a worn out kitty...LOL

for once, I think everyone should listen to kevin....

[svspete]

a guy posts a useless post on wheelieing a mountain bike. Well, we don't like that... do we? Nope. We mock him and then talk about yanking the wankie and paddling the canoe.

:eek: :lol:

[drewster]

Originally posted by svspete
a guy posts a useless post on wheelieing a mountain bike. Well, we don't like that... do we? Nope. We mock him and then talk about yanking the wankie and paddling the canoe.

:eek: :lol:

paddling the canoe... i think i now can say i have heard it all LMAO!!!

:lol:

[pAint]

this thread went to shit.... what about my mtn. bike?!?! lol

[Silver6]

My little brother could do stand up wheelies on his mtn. bike and one-handed stoppies with his feet up on the bars! Also try skitching (since you like doing it on your motorcycle), he can do it as well but it helps if you're going downhill.

[poopoohead]

dont ruin this thread :lol:

[tapatio]

Hey, don't stop now! I wanted to know what happened to the kitty.

[No_Brakes23]

Originally posted by Silver6
My little brother could do stand up wheelies on his mtn. bike and one-handed stoppies with his feet up on the bars! Also try skitching (since you like doing it on your motorcycle), he can do it as well but it helps if you're going downhill.

Stand-ups on the Bicycle are for poseurs and 10 year olds.

Sit downs and using the rear brake trials style wheelies are where its at. And Manuals too, that's the Ninja shit right there.

(Just to clarify, there is a HUGE difference between a stand up wheelie and a Manual.)

[pAint]

Yeah, stand ups are real easy to do. F manuals those are just too damn hard. I can do them on a skateboard if that counts

[Delcati]

DJ, Espo says you are Sofa King We Todd Did...

[JPJP]

Originally posted by K$
Want a fucking cookie or something...

I bet your hand hurts from tooting your own horn so much.

From the guy with the adorable kitty! :D

[No_Brakes23]

Originally posted by Delcati
DJ, Espo says you are Sofa King We Todd Did...

No, no, no, no, he said "My Dixie Wrecked."

[bling_thing]

Check this guy out...


http://www.stuntfreaks.com/vids/bjfinal.wmv

[drewster]

cool video crazy bj =D>

[red_head]

That guy rules...

I started practicing my wheelies this morning for 30 minutes before work...got it up (no sexual under-tones intended) a couple of times...for about 5 seconds.

Practice, practice, practice...I just want to be able to do stand-up wheelies for 1/2 mile or so:D

[KevBigCBR]

Wheelies are bad... :squid:

Wheelies are dangerous... :squid:

I would never do the things some of you do with my motorcycle...

[bling_thing]

That's why it's fun to watch someone else trash their bike.