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jasinner
Mon 12/13/04, 5:08PM
Ever have a day when you swear to god you have been freaking cursed?

I left my grandparents for work. It was about 6:00 AM sun not up yet. I'm getting to the first turn that I'm really familiar with and I'm about to crank up the juice when the front and rear slip sideways one foot on a huge strip of dirt in the middle of the road that magically appeared.

Thank goodness for my non-existant dirt bike experience! My first thought was "oh god my new bike doesn't have frame sliders". Then the tires grabbed and I mentally beat the shit out of myself for outdriving my headlights.

Then it was super foggy and there was an accident in front of me. The rear axle came off a semi. This semi was hauling gravel which it dumped all over the road. I couldn't see the gravel because it was black gravel and it was foggy. I stopped somehow. There was six cars before me that didn't manage that.

Then at work I was taking the 57 southbound to the 91 eastbound ramp. And the big gas guzzling company truck started drifting sideways. Thats odd...it stopped. I gave it some more gass and it REALLY started driving sideways. This is about the time I notice a nearly invisible sheen of some fluid in the middle of the ramp. Rear starts to drift out and I steer into the turn, it grabs again. In the rear view mirror, the truck behind me spins in circles.

Mondays can be a bitch.

Tillers_Rule
Mon 12/13/04, 5:28PM
Damn, learning emergency procedures on that new bike at least.

jasinner
Mon 12/13/04, 5:31PM
Haha, I guess thats a positive way to look at things.

Maybe Justice is trying to make good on his threats after all!

mojo mofo
Mon 12/13/04, 5:33PM
Remind me not to ride in a car with Jason anytime soon :p

Silver6
Mon 12/13/04, 6:04PM
You know what's weird? Stuff like that happened to me just a few months down the road after picking up my SV. It never happened before riding my other bikes, but it was like out of nowhere all this bad stuff started happening... tankslappers, close calls... all kinds of stuff - but nothing horrible or bad.

druiid
Mon 12/13/04, 7:43PM
DAMN! NONE of the things I setup for today worked? ARRGGH!!

*shakes fist at Jason*

Tillers_Rule
Mon 12/13/04, 8:03PM
Originally posted by druiid
DAMN! NONE of the things I setup for today worked? ARRGGH!!

*shakes fist at Jason*


Yea, I didn't get laid today either, DAMN you Jason:mad:

soulofadra6o
Mon 12/13/04, 10:09PM
hey..ur name is jason too...awesome name aint it? hehe anyway...damn that is horrible..i've had bad riding days but nothing to that extent! glad u didnt wreck ur new bike cause that would've sucked (and i bet the jerky salesman that sold u it would've loved hearing the news :finger: )

jasinner
Tue 12/14/04, 6:44AM
DAMN! NONE of the things I setup for today worked? ARRGGH!!

Haha! I'll have everybody know that Tuesday is shaping up to be a much better day.

There are four days left this week though so you never know!

dapittbull69
Tue 12/14/04, 3:30PM
fuck jason...you need to wear a four leaf clover around your neck and a horse shoe up your ass because you have horrible luck my friend!! :D