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Setter32
Sun 6/30/02, 4:17PM
Here's a big ass tip for you potential SQUIDS out there............... you know who you are........

DO NOT!................ I repeat.......... DO NOT ever slow down to a running pace on a blind curve ( with the exception of emergency situations ...... of course).

Some squids today gave me a near-wetter by pulling this stupid-shit stunt.

A bunch of squids passed us (us = Lin, Burst, and myself) at the bottom of the Ortega at the start of the run. We were polite and held back so they can pass us. We proceeded at a casual pace until we hit the first tight curve........... then I let loose. As I was going up, I can see that we were basically catching up to these guys.................. but they were still plenty far ahead. After a few more curves.............. half way into one, on a hard lean.......... I see these "FUCKTARDS" (2 of them anyway) suddenly infront of me............. going about 15mph......... if even that fast. They were side by side (yeah,....like the CHiPs guys on TV). I wasn't about to go into the opposite lane and face possible oncoming traffic. I had no where to go. Soooo....... after holding back the immense need to pee.............. I put on the brakes.......... as hard as I dare. Turned out fine......... no prob here............. except I wanted to do great harm to these individuals.

And you know why they were going so slow?.......... I'm guessing it's because they wanted to create a bigger gap between them and the closest car so they can roll it on the next few curves.

Now people.......... I've seen good riders do this............. I (one of the not so good riders) do this......... BUT I DO IT ON THE STRAIGHT AWAY....... WHEN IT IS SAFE and where there is also plenty of visibility for the people behind me to see exactly what I'm doing. I also pulled to the right hand side so I DO NOT HOLD ANYBODY UP........ or more importantly........so that I DO NOT ENDANGER ANYBODY AROUND ME!!!!......................... bastards.

I should have forced them over and..... and..... and........

........ask them if either of them have a sister.

:D

Setter32
Sun 6/30/02, 4:24PM
Gregg (Burst) was right behind me..................... I was praying that he wouldn't be caught by surprise like I was and plow into me. Needless to say............... he didn't ................ such a good boy.

:D

ersigh
Sun 6/30/02, 5:19PM
That's major unkewl!!

Did they slow down while in the corner? Or perhaps BEFORE the corner and you caught up to them in the corner??

I like to slow down when getting ready to get off the freeway for the Brookhurst exit. I like that off ramp... :) Cars get mad at me, only to find that I get thru the corner so quickly that I'm long gone by the time they get around it ... teehee.