Valentine's Day Poll

[Kurt'sSV]

So there are internet dating sights all over the web, but some people have chosen to use this sight to find a love interest. So . . . . . . . who out there has hooked up with someone from this board? :D We're curious to know . . . . . . uh, because it's not like something I've ever done. :o

Vote in the poll - and you can vote more than once!

Note: Kurt did not come up with this poll

[Darth Lefty]

Sigh... Valentine's again.













:sad:

[sandie]

hahaha, yeah, maybe we can qualify the title of this poll with "in honor of valentines day"....

[J.Moto]

Originally posted by Darth Lefty
Sigh... Valentine's again.













:sad:


Hey, we don't have to worry about not giving the wrong present or taking them to the right place... Or ending up in arguements and fights... :)

We could go out on the town and find the ladies who are out for a good time to make up the lack of a S.O. on the "loveliest" day of the year.

[Darth Lefty]

I'd have to come down to L/P cos there aren't any here.

Just joking around... work is going to prevent me from even being hung over on the 15th so no dice.

[sandie]

Originally posted by supaPhatty J
Hey, we don't have to worry about not giving the wrong present or taking them to the right place... Or ending up in arguements and fights... :)

We could go out on the town and find the ladies who are out for a good time to make up the lack of a S.O. on the "loveliest" day of the year.

Originally posted by Darth Lefty
I'd have to come down to L/P cos there aren't any here.

Just joking around... work is going to prevent me from even being hung over on the 15th so no dice.




er...huh?

[CrowLaw]

In honor of this V-Day, I submit the following:

My Phony Valentine
By Andrew J. McClurg
As copied from the ABA Journal, February, 2001

If the rules of romance were taken as seriously as the rules of law, 99% of new lovers would be pursuing fraud claims against their partners.

Why?

Because with everyone on their best behavior in the early stages of a relationship, what we see is seldom what we get.

Protect your legal and emotional rights. Enter into relationships with open eyes and informed consent. Require all suitors to execute the Truth-In-Loving Disclosure Statement, as follows:

I, the undersigned paramour, hereby agree to abide by the time-honored romantic tradition of completely misrepresenting who I am at the beginning of our relationship, to be increasingly candid in the middle stages and to finally reveal my stunning array of character defects, true beliefs and annoying quirks at the end.

This agreement shall be fully implemented within six months, being the estimated time it will take for our eternal, undying love to change to bitter resentment:

1. Ridiculously early in our relationship, I covenant to begin calling you my soulmate, even though neither I nor my 29 previous soulmates have any clue what that word means.

2. When asked why my prior relationships didn’t work out, I shall state, “We had different goals,” failing to mention that one of mine is to sabotage all relationships.

3. I will tell you that I love all the little things you do, when in fact, I hate all the little things you do, especially the way you (choose one or more): talk incessantly, squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle, sneak up on me with a flashlight.

4. Men: I shall misrepresent that I love to communicate, listen to Sting, and especially dance.

5. Women: I shall misrepresent that I have a deep interest in the standings, statistical leaders and weekly injury reports for all major sports.

6. I will insist with a straight face that I never want to try to change you, even as my list of suggestions for improving your appearance, personality and lifestyle approaches the 10,000 mark.

7. I shall pretend to find it cute how your cat climbs all over me while I’m sucking on an asthma inhaler at the same time that your dog is attempting to have intimate relations with my leg.

8. We shall talk on the phone at the following frequency: 1st month: five times per day. 2nd month: three times per day. 3rd and 4th months: once per day. 5th month: when I need a ride. 6th month: when I forget to check my caller ID.

9. In the 2nd month, I agree to begin combining the words “committed” and “you” in the same sentence. Provided: I will not add “mental institution” to such sentence until the 5th month.

10. In months 1 and 2, we shall exchange in frequent, excessive public displays of affection. During months 3 to 5, such displays shall decline in direct proportion to number of syllables we utter to each other while dining out. In month 6, excessive displays shall resume, but only with persons not party to this agreement.

11. I will see only the good in your numerous negative qualities until the 6th month, at which point I will come to the startling realization that your playfulness is really immaturity, your caring is co-dependence and your confidence is narcissism.

12. At all relevant times, I shall confuse love with lust.

[LiN Mae]

valentine's day = :sick:

Down with V-day!!!!

[smokescreen]

Dammit.. Another holiday where I gotta think up a suprise, despite the fact that I am genetically predisposed to plan, and prepare, and discuss... And i hate suprises...

[Jarasco]

Originally posted by Kurt'sSV
So there are internet dating sights all over the web, but some people have chosen to use this sight to find a love interest. So . . . . . . . who out there has hooked up with someone from this board? :D We're curious to know . . . . . . uh, because it's not like something I've ever done. :o

Vote in the poll - and you can vote more than once!

Note: Kurt did not come up with this poll

um... Mr. English, the word is "site" :p

[Chris_az]

Bwahahahaha awesome christine!!! Truth in loving disclosure.. god.. i can't get away from work!! (in the credit world there is a truth in lending disclosure...)

chris

Originally posted by CrowLaw
In honor of this V-Day, I submit the following:

My Phony Valentine
By Andrew J. McClurg
As copied from the ABA Journal, February, 2001

If the rules of romance were taken as seriously as the rules of law, 99% of new lovers would be pursuing fraud claims against their partners.

Why?

Because with everyone on their best behavior in the early stages of a relationship, what we see is seldom what we get.

Protect your legal and emotional rights. Enter into relationships with open eyes and informed consent. Require all suitors to execute the Truth-In-Loving Disclosure Statement, as follows:

I, the undersigned paramour, hereby agree to abide by the time-honored romantic tradition of completely misrepresenting who I am at the beginning of our relationship, to be increasingly candid in the middle stages and to finally reveal my stunning array of character defects, true beliefs and annoying quirks at the end.

This agreement shall be fully implemented within six months, being the estimated time it will take for our eternal, undying love to change to bitter resentment:

1. Ridiculously early in our relationship, I covenant to begin calling you my soulmate, even though neither I nor my 29 previous soulmates have any clue what that word means.

2. When asked why my prior relationships didn’t work out, I shall state, “We had different goals,” failing to mention that one of mine is to sabotage all relationships.

3. I will tell you that I love all the little things you do, when in fact, I hate all the little things you do, especially the way you (choose one or more): talk incessantly, squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle, sneak up on me with a flashlight.

4. Men: I shall misrepresent that I love to communicate, listen to Sting, and especially dance.

5. Women: I shall misrepresent that I have a deep interest in the standings, statistical leaders and weekly injury reports for all major sports.

6. I will insist with a straight face that I never want to try to change you, even as my list of suggestions for improving your appearance, personality and lifestyle approaches the 10,000 mark.

7. I shall pretend to find it cute how your cat climbs all over me while I’m sucking on an asthma inhaler at the same time that your dog is attempting to have intimate relations with my leg.

8. We shall talk on the phone at the following frequency: 1st month: five times per day. 2nd month: three times per day. 3rd and 4th months: once per day. 5th month: when I need a ride. 6th month: when I forget to check my caller ID.

9. In the 2nd month, I agree to begin combining the words “committed” and “you” in the same sentence. Provided: I will not add “mental institution” to such sentence until the 5th month.

10. In months 1 and 2, we shall exchange in frequent, excessive public displays of affection. During months 3 to 5, such displays shall decline in direct proportion to number of syllables we utter to each other while dining out. In month 6, excessive displays shall resume, but only with persons not party to this agreement.

11. I will see only the good in your numerous negative qualities until the 6th month, at which point I will come to the startling realization that your playfulness is really immaturity, your caring is co-dependence and your confidence is narcissism.

12. At all relevant times, I shall confuse love with lust.

[aweesan]

:D Hehe, I didn't meet Jas through the boards; we met when a few sv'ers decided to come to a socalriders' bike night at the doubletree inn in Hazard Center-- Monte, Gregg, Jason, *and I can't remember the last one but I remember he lived in PB and worked as an EMT or something. I was the unofficial, official greeter and talked with Jason (snapped a picture of the guys) and found out we lived blocks away from each other. Jason called me first and I took him to a BBQ in the College Area -- he thought it was going to be an "us-only" date, but not this time!:cool:

Afterwards, we always looked forward to goofy txt messages and playing practical jokes on people-- and next thing ya know, we're dating!
:o

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally posted by aweesan
:D Hehe, I didn't meet Jas through the boards; we met when a few sv'ers decided to come to a socalriders' bike night at the doubletree inn in Hazard Center-- Monte, Gregg, Jason, *and I can't remember the last one but I remember he lived in PB and worked as an EMT or something. I was the unofficial, official greeter and talked with Jason (snapped a picture of the guys) and found out we lived blocks away from each other. Jason called me first and I took him to a BBQ in the College Area -- he thought it was going to be an "us-only" date, but not this time!:cool:

Afterwards, we always looked forward to goofy txt messages and playing practical jokes on people-- and next thing ya know, we're dating!
:o

Thanks for the re-cap. Excuse me while I go puke.

I was the one who suggested people from this board go to that socalriders.com bike night (that was when I was trying to get into my neighbor, Stella's pants). The EMT guy was Jiggy, aka Mike.

So, even though you didn't meet "Jas" through the boards, you met him because of the boards.

[aweesan]

Aw Kurt! You're such a sentimental guy! I had no idea! :P
/me holds Kurt's hair back as he pukes. . .

HAHA, not that it wasn't obvious a few of you guys were after Stella! :jeff: :dream: :p It was fun to watch the sharks circling! :cool: lol!

[Guzzigirl2000]

HAHA You rock for putting up the Poll Sandie

7 people have met the love of their life on the board - that's awesome

4 of you are tramps
heeeheee

[ChicagoJeff]

Where is the " I never hooked up with anyone on this board" answer?

:dunno:

Cheers!

[Darth Lefty]

March 14 is Steak & BJ Day. Will we have a poll for that?

[] I've gotten a steak from 1-2 people on SCSV.org
[] I've gotten a BJ from 1-2 people on SCSV.org
[] I've gotten a steak and a BJ from 1-2 people on SCSV.org
[] I want to get/receive a steak and/or BJ from someone on SCSV.org but they don't know it!
[] I lost the love of my life by flirting with random people on SCSV.org

[topse7en]

damn this thread is old.

time to put life back into it!!!

[Guzzigirl2000]

LOL