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[Kurt'sSV]

Originally posted by Slowpoke in the Track Day Hauler (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?threadid=28432) thread.

I think Sean needs the space for the spare parts...
And tools...
And generator...

Just to start the bike in the morning.

He'll probably need a Kenworth...

:D

oh, bump.

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally posted by TWF on 4/17/06 in the WSMC Race Day thread (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=265164#post265164)

Originally posted by Kurt'sSV


Too bad you didn't get any shots of me up there, Gregg, as I was showing the rest of the experts how it's done. ;)



Originally posted by TWF
interesting, looking at lap times I tought it was novice race :D

[Kurt'sSV]

Orignially posted by illustr8dman on 4/29/06 in the Glendora and Mt. Baldy Ride Thread (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=267714#post267714)

Originally posted by sandie
i love the GM roads, i'm gonna try to meet you guys out there

I can't find the "I'll hold my breath smiley"....

:p

[Kurt'sSV]

Orignially posted by SVCat on 5/2/06 in the AZ Riders - No Helmet Law - ? Thread (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=268317#post268317)

Originally posted by SDGIXXER750
yeah i tried riding without protection once. it was nice to have that liberation, but on the flipside I was nervous about the endless possibilities that could have had happen


EXACTLY how my wife got pregnant.... apparently.

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally posted by HoolieB in Ladies of SCSVR 2007 Calendar (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=294807#post294807)

It's OK. You're probably a shoe-in for the fluffer role on the alternate calendar idea being bandied about.

Working titles for that project could be "A Softer Side of SCSVR" or "A New Meaning to 'Tight Tuck'" or "Will Do Anything to Get Into Femmoto".

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally posted by supaPhatty J in SoCalSV Trackday 4 (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=297826#post297826)
Originally posted by Kurt'sSV
You want to see who is going and what group they're in? Go to the registration page: www.socalsvriders.org/trackday


So what's up with this?

jadeblue1 - John Sunada

Maybe I shouldn't have liked her Maxim photo so much.

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally posted by Punkbrad in Newby in OC needs help (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=301059#post301059)

Dude, thats not it at all..!! follow my easy 36-step process

open beer
put drain pan under bike
remove drain plug
curse that you dropped plug into the oil pan
fish out plug
pry crush washer off, clean, reapply used washer
remove filter
quickly re-apply filter cuz oil spillingt all over driveway
move drain pan to catch oil from filter
open another beer
stand up bike to shake excess oil out
curse more that you just got oil on your flip flops and in your toes
wipe toes with oily rag
drain all oil out of bike
take new filter out of box
curse that you dropped the o-ring on the pavement
clean debris from pre-primed o-ring
open 3rd beer
(read more) (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=301059#post301059)

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally posted by Slaughter in Kurt Spencer Elbow Drag (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=304104#post304104)

I've touched elbow in a number of turns. No big deal... it's the dirt/sky/dirt/sky/dirt/sky part that bugs me when I do it. :D

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally posted by joose in the Most Comfortable Riding Position? (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=307857#post307857) thread

I have a Christian Credit union from when i used to work at a church. I got really good financing for an auto loan a few years back so when i was truck shopping i naturally thought of them.
when i called them they said they only loan money to missionarys.

Guy "are you a missionary, or involved in any missionary work?"

me: "no, I don't hold a missionary position"

-silence-

more -silence-

then i hung up

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally posted by Setter in the SoCalSV Trackday 4 (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=313015#post313015) thread

.....thanks Shandra and Kurt...........and all involved......

....nice track day......

....the first 2 sessions in the sport group............I was so slow......

....I'm pondering...........seems like my skill set is degrading instead of improving...........with the last few track days....

.....I have some kind of brain degenerate disease?.....

.....better make a doctor's appointment.........tomorrow morning.....

....I bumped my senile ass down to the street group........

....but before I rode another session...........I asked Kurt to take a ride to check out the bike.......

.....he did 3 laps............riding like a slow ass bitch........

........in other words...........he looked like me out there....

....came back.....took off his helmet.....his face was all white..........found a corner.......stuck a thumb in his mouth and curled up like a ball...........

....actually............he told me the suspensions is all screwed up...........and he ain't getting back on that thing again....

.....took it to Zoran...........he waived his magic wand..........

.....no...the other wand........

....and she.....and I was well again.......

.....guess I don't have to make that doctor's appointment after all.....

.....thanks again Zoran

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally posted by doub1etap in the Calendar Issue (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=317984#post317984) thread

Originally posted by sr9004u
Really who didnt see all this . . . coming?

Originally posted by Guzzigirl2000
no kidding

die thread die

doub1etap: Bump :D

[Kurt'sSV]

Orignially posted by Tillers_Rule in the Porsche Crash (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=320104#post320104) thread.

Originally posted by Kurt'sSV
I think you two bozos continue to post in this ridiculous fashion because you're just trying to up your post counts. Well post on, but you'll never catch me!

Sincerely,
SCSVR #1 Poster at 7,482 and Counting.

Yea,

I agree, I can't believe people do that kind of thing.

This place is about professionalism at all times...

Originally posted by Tillers_Rule

This place is about professionalism at all times...


....and I stand behind that desicion.

[Kurt'sSV]

Orignially posted by TWF in the Changing Rear Wheel to F3 (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=324837#post324837) thread.

Originally posted by nefarious-az
I've posted things that have made ME bang my head against my desk.

put 180 tire on desk,it will hurt less.

[Kurt'sSV]

bump

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally posted by codzilla70 in the GSXR Fork Preload (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=330386#post330386) thread.

Yes the blue part is the preload. Clockwise to increase counter to decrease . . . Set the preload and start at about 1.5 turns out on each of the adjustments then ride, adjust, ride, adjust, scratch head? Ride, adjust, curse! Ride, then just pay someone to do it. ;)

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally posted by Dragonhawk in the Amusing Crash (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=340276#post340276) Thread.


analyze this
My analysis of his crash is as follows...

Considering he's a Suzuki Team Rider, I think he knows about 99% more about riding than most people.

Considering this is an Internet forum, I think about 99% of the people posting will think they know more about riding than he does.

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally posted by Darth Lefty in the Calling New Members, Say Hi (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=348616#post348616) thread.

Originally posted by dcarbajo
Hi, my name is David and I'm from Spain. I have just discovered this forum and want to participate as I enjoy reading you.

Hope my english wasn't as bad as I think :)
Welcome!

Foreign posters always apologize for their English, but the locals never do.
:dunno:

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally posted by Kyoseki in the Well I appreciate the effort (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=352855#post352855) thread.
. .. but frankly I don't think hiding it under the doormat is going to work in this particular instance...
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/Kyoseki/Misc/notgonnawork.jpg" width="320" />
(this was delivered by the fedex guy today :))

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally posted by Tom in the AFM Race Day! (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=357398#post357398) thread.

Originally posted by Monsterdood
What!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
You scuffed the helmet I just slaved over....
Wait, what about the paint on the bike?

I'm sure it's still pink

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally Posted by Setter in the Waving at Night thread. (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=364553#post364553)

.....don't wave at night......

....they'll think......you're trying to pick up a hooker.....

.....

.....stoopid cops....:rolleyes:

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally posted by sr9004u in the Retiring the Race Bike (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=371709#post371709) thread.

I know how you feel man, I had the same feeling regarding porn....Why have a DVD collection and VHS? So I gave up that classic 80's stuff once and for all....

[Kurt'sSV]

Life and Death (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26472) by Tie Pilot (http://www.socalsvriders.org/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=1304)

[Jarasco]

bumpitty bump

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally posted by flipper_013 in the Race Sponsorships Help thread.


Quote:
Originally posted by svsrevlis
Until you are turning mid 30's at Willow you are just traffic.

Considering my crash rate, I might more appropriately be dubbed "traffic cone".

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally posted by Rat on SoCalSV.org in the Update on SCSVR thread.

So much drama... can't socalsv.org and socalsvriders.org live in peace? Or are we gonna have gang wars and shank each other? I hear this is how the bloods and crips got started.... they used to be bloodycrip.com which had a very nice red theme, then it all went horribly wrong, server crash, new site, then when the old site came back up... it was blue instead of red... that was the last straw... so let's not let that happen!

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally Posted by Outwest007 In Everyone's an Idiot (http://socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?t=27232) Thread.

So I just got home from work,...
my exit off of the freeway has 4 lanes of turning options, complete with our favorite electro-magnetic signal-changer-thingies.... y'know, the ones with the circles cut into the ground at spaced intervals in each lane that trigger the traffic lights to change, but seldom pick up our bikes... (http://socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?t=27232)

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally Posted by insdca In The Removing paper gaskets . . . (http://socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?t=27435) Thread

http://www.kmbphoto.net/overfloater/images/05-06-12_15-46-sm.png

I dunno if this helps... I think it's in Japanese...

[Kurt'sSV]

Originally posted by Slowpoke in the Clutch Issues (http://socalsvriders.org/forums/showthread.php?threadid=28007) thread.

quick ghetto test....

put your bike in a higher gear... 2nd 3rd 4th whatevers

anyway... start the bike... roll to a telephone pole or wall or something... bump the front tyre against it.

put it in above said gear (you're going to try and stall the engine here)

rev the engine to peak power as you let the clutch go.



Gee thanks...
Now I need:

a new radiator
forks
handle bars
mirrors
clutch lever
instrument control pod
crutches

my neighbor needs:

a new bay window
replacement dog

:D