Our Fearless Leader

[Natedawgg]

Here's our dear president at his finest. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=7_6B6vwE83U&search=george%20bush%20at%20his%20best)

[hurleydude66]

holy crap! i think i just SHAT myself!!!! :lol:

[J.Moto]

Good stuffs!

[soulofadra6o]

yes....but what does it say about us when america elected him twice?

[CoastieGirl]

LMAOOOOOOO Just shows that you don't have to be intelligent to be the president! Wow....how embarassing!

[Darth Lefty]

I did not vote for that man.

[ADRATH]

I just will never have any respect for someone that risks the lives of young men and women with no regard... yet he himself didn't serve or even work a hard day in his life.
the funny thing is he isn't even my president but he does control the lives of many people I care about.

[sambo da 2nd]

Scary

[diulei]

America may have voted for him twice, but not the states that matter.

Look at a map - the West Coast and Northeast - blue.

Everywhere else (with a few exceptions)? Red.

I don't need to tell everyone (since this is a SoCal board) how much of an effect California has on the economy of the US and the world. New York is America's financial capital. Washington has Starbucks and Microsoft (so they basically rule the world).

In short, all the states that matter and have a global impact did NOT vote for Bush. We were just outnumbered.

[Savage]

sometimes I ask myself...Why oh why did I move to this country.

Now is one of those times.

[Kurt'sSV]

Oh come on, everyone has slip-ups now and again. ;)

At least he can't be quoted with "define is?"

[bloodclot]

Originally posted by diulei
America may have voted for him twice, but not the states that matter.

Look at a map - the West Coast and Northeast - blue.

Everywhere else (with a few exceptions)? Red.

I don't need to tell everyone (since this is a SoCal board) how much of an effect California has on the economy of the US and the world. New York is America's financial capital. Washington has Starbucks and Microsoft (so they basically rule the world).

In short, all the states that matter and have a global impact did NOT vote for Bush. We were just outnumbered.
wow dude, i hope to god that was a joke. because if not, you either need to stop talking, or pawn everything you own and go buy a clue. you just made everyone in cali look like a flaming retard lol.

do me a favor and tell me where think bread comes from......

well, just in case you are stumped, it doesnt just appear on the supermarket shelf.

same thing with just about everything else you eat.

and how about oil. just about every drop you use either comes from, or is shipped through the gulf of mexico. and those are just the first two things that came to mind.

the simple fact is that you cant consider someone useless, stupid, or inconsequential to world events just because they dont live in one of your precious "blue states".

and as a side note, that little "if it isnt here, it doesnt matter" mentality is why many people outside the US dont like us ugly americans.

just a thought.....

[sr9004u]

Wow so political,

Jesus crush some cans and move on.


And cmon, some people on this board will bitch about a gallon of gas for $3.00 something while chugging down a $4.00 yupiccino from Starbucks.:rolleyes:

[CoastieGirl]

Originally posted by Savage
sometimes I ask myself...Why oh why did I move to this country.

Now is one of those times.
hahaaaa...I don't blame you!

[Darth Lefty]

Originally posted by Savage
sometimes I ask myself...Why oh why did I move to this country.
...and then you remember the marauding gangs of Quebecois nationalists? With their savage attack mooses?

[diulei]

Originally posted by bloodclot
wow dude, i hope to god that was a joke. because if not, you either need to stop talking, or pawn everything you own and go buy a clue. you just made everyone in cali look like a flaming retard lol.

do me a favor and tell me where think bread comes from......

well, just in case you are stumped, it doesnt just appear on the supermarket shelf.

same thing with just about everything else you eat.

and how about oil. just about every drop you use either comes from, or is shipped through the gulf of mexico. and those are just the first two things that came to mind.

the simple fact is that you cant consider someone useless, stupid, or inconsequential to world events just because they dont live in one of your precious "blue states".

and as a side note, that little "if it isnt here, it doesnt matter" mentality is why many people outside the US dont like us ugly americans.

just a thought.....

Joke? Yes. But I am partially being serious.

[TheForce02]

Originally posted by sr9004u

And cmon, some people on this board will bitch about a gallon of gas for $3.00 something while chugging down a $4.00 yupiccino from Starbucks.:rolleyes: [/B]

I think that this is the quote of the week!!!

[smokescreen]

bloodclot... seriously, every red blooded californian knows, that bread get on the shelf because some union worker finishes his/her break and puts it there.

And cheap used cars come from the gulf states.

What's that got to do with the price of tea in Starbucks?

[Natedawgg]

Originally posted by Savage
sometimes I ask myself...Why oh why did I move to this country.
It's not too late to flee. Go while the ground's still un-frozen.
;)

Originally posted by smokescreen
bloodclot... seriously, every red blooded californian knows, that bread get on the shelf because some union worker finishes his/her break and puts it there.

And cheap used cars come from the gulf states.

What's that got to do with the price of tea in Starbucks? :lol:

[CrowLaw]

And Remember folks...you always have the right to remain silent...

;)

[Dom]

Originally posted by Kurt'sSV
Oh come on, everyone has slip-ups now and again. ;)

At least he can't be quoted with "define is?"

Ok the difference is that Clinton was right and that was brilliant.

[morbidelli17]

A thought ...

If you were trying to get elected president in a country with a deep-seated tradition of anti-intellectualism embedded in its culture, where "home-spun" knowledge is prized more than "book-larnin", where one presidential candidate was widely denounced as an "egghead", where people who actually know something are criticized for living in "ivory towers" and where - I know this from experience - campaign consultants counsel their clients against appearing "too smart" in public and against using "big words" in speeches ...

How intelligent would you want to appear in front of the cameras?

Politics is the art of performance. I think George W. performs and projects the image of intelligence that is preferred by exactly enough people in this country to get him elected. And we elect dumb leaders for the exact same reasons we like dumb bosses - we feel superior to them.

Meanwhile, of course, while we make fun of the way he speaks, this "dummy" packs the Supreme Court with cronies who are systematically dismantling the Constitution, while the people who funded his election are getting rich at the public trough, and anyone who opposes him is "weak on terrorism".

Just a thought.

[Dom]

a damn good one!

[Natedawgg]

Originally posted by morbidelli17
A thought ... . I think George W. performs and projects the image of intelligence that is preferred by exactly enough people in this country to get him elected. And we elect dumb leaders for the exact same reasons we like dumb bosses - we feel superior to them.

Meanwhile, of course, while we make fun of the way he speaks, this "dummy" packs the Supreme Court with cronies who are systematically dismantling the Constitution, while the people who funded his election are getting rich at the public trough, and anyone who opposes him is "weak on terrorism". In that light, George W. Bush is one of the smartest guys alive today. I rest my case.
:|

[SVSRyder]

I've read enough. I'm writing all this down and turning each and every one of you in.

[Darth Lefty]

I knew you were a narc, man.

[acer66]

i tried to stay away from this topic but i can`t

Originally posted by morbidelli17
Politics is the art of performance. I think George W. performs and projects the image of intelligence that is preferred by exactly enough people in this country to get him elected. And we elect dumb leaders for the exact same reasons we like dumb bosses - we feel superior to them.

Meanwhile, of course, while we make fun of the way he speaks, this "dummy" packs the Supreme Court with cronies who are systematically dismantling the Constitution, while the people who funded his election are getting rich at the public trough, and anyone who opposes him is "weak on terrorism".

this is a very scary thought, i can`t even remotely picture that i follow somebody that`s dummer than me i need somebody i can learn from, who i can trust, besides imho he is a puppet on a string, you just need to follow the money to know why what happens

[ADRATH]

well I'm taking my egg head back to my ivory tower (its not ivory its just covered in snow)

honestly being a president or politian and being a born again christian is the smartest thing cause no matter what you did in your past you are now born again and that makes anything you did before ok to the majority of voters who follow instead of think.

[malkey]

A t-shirt for Savage :)

[svcat]

Does anybody else want to make fun of the guy's name? I mean, c'mon... he's called Bush. He might as well have been called Pubic.

[PeggySue67]

Originally posted by SVSRyder
I've read enough. I'm writing all this down and turning each and every one of you in.

You, my dear, are hilarious! :p

[morbidelli17]

Originally posted by SVSRyder
I've read enough. I'm writing all this down and turning each and every one of you in.

I'm sure the NSA, FBI, and various "counter-terrorism" organizations already have this - and our real names - in their archives. Nowadays, instead of retrieving voice mail, I just call the FBI headquarters and ask them who called me ...

[CrowLaw]

Originally posted by morbidelli17
I'm sure the NSA, FBI, and various "counter-terrorism" organizations already have this - and our real names - in their archives. Nowadays, instead of retrieving voice mail, I just call the FBI headquarters and ask them who called me ...


There goes any chance of ME becomming President some day.

[SVSRyder]

Wait, let me get this right:

1) he is stupid
2) he is a brilliant madman scheming his way to get all your private info and take away your rights.

can we get some consistancy here?

[Darth Lefty]

He's a stupid marionette controlled by the people scheming to get all my private info and take away my rights.

[Dom]

oh and he doesn't care about black people :D

[SVSRyder]

wait, one sec...

*puts on tin foil cap*

OK, go on...

[Natedawgg]

Originally posted by SVSRyder
wait, one sec...

*puts on tin foil cap*

OK, go on... :lol:

[sambo da 2nd]

All I can say for sure is that Bush doesnt care about you, your friends, your family, or any kids you have or are planning to have, & he really dosent give a shit about the environment. He is also a murderer.

[SVSRyder]

Wipe the drool from your chin sambo

[Dom]

I bet he doesn't wipe after he shits either, that bastard!:eek:

[Natedawgg]

Hey man, there's nothing wrong with us folks who don't wipe their asses. Let's not be discriminatory here people. I mean c'mon, just because we're sniping at our man in the White House doesn't mean we have to be uncivil.

[racinteach]

wait Bush doesn't wipe his :ass: or Samba doesn't? I am confused...:confused:

[sr9004u]

Originally posted by sambo da 2nd
All I can say for sure is that Bush doesnt care about you, your friends, your family, or any kids you have or are planning to have, & he really dosent give a shit about the environment. He is also a murderer.


Wow, Thats hardcore Dem talk there....I wonder if any of the Prez's in the last 30 years have cared about me? Because if not Im going to Mexico where my pal Vincente' will take me in and take care of me.....:o

[NukleoN]

Bush is really stupid...he just happens to be the son of an ex-president which has a tiny bit to do with him getting elected twice....and it doesn't help that his brother Jeb, governor of Florida just happened to be around when a key state needed votes to swing the first election. I'm no conspiracy theorist, but I think there might have been some fishy biz there with certain votes being left out and certain people not being as 'welcome' to vote as others.

Regardless....he really is that stooopit...because when he's on his own and thinking for himself he can't seem to form a coherent thought....shockingly...he can't even remember very basic expressions....but on top of that, he KNOWS he doesn't remember and surges forward anyway...only to end up in a verbal trap of his own design. He demonstrates routinely that he doesn't plan ahead or that he doesn't care about how he sounds.

For instance...he said, 'Is our children learning.' The irony here is that his grammar sucks...and he's the president! WTF Bush..be an example man....at least try to avoid obvious grammatical mistakes. It's like Dan Quayle spelling 'potatoe' all over again, and correcting the kid who spelled it correctly LOL.

Bush also isn't just dull, he doesn't seem to be clever enough to avoid his dull areas...why? His dull areas are too pervasive to avoid..that's exactly why I think he's an idiot. Do dull people know their dull?

It certainly doesn't help that he aims to dismantle church state separation...starting with his ridiculous faith-based initiatives and such....anyone who knows American history knows that this country was founded upon the escape from an oppressive church-state at the time (England) and our forefathers wanted freedom of and FROM religion (don't listen to that idiot Barbara Dole who says otherwise).

Ok, so it's fine that he's religious...but he takes it seriously and wants to force it on the rest of us in sneaky, subtle ways....not cool.

Also, the last thing I can't stand about the Bushes is Bush Sr. saying atheists aren't real Americans or patriots....in the eyes of that family myself and 30 million others are second-class citizens, and yeah, I can't wait till to the Bush kingdom is over.

I want a reasonable, clever president who is progressively minded without being a kook....someone who takes the needs of ALL Americans into account and preferably someone who is not strongly motivated by astrology (the Reagans) or religion (countless others) but who thinks ON HIS OWN, retaining his humanity and considering the welfare of all.

[racinteach]

Originally posted by sr9004u
Because if not Im going to Mexico where my pal Vincente' will take me in and take care of me.....:o
your too white to be accepted back over there....

[acer66]

Originally posted by NukleoN
Do dull people know their dull?


i don`t think so because otherwise they would start to learn or find a new trade

[Natedawgg]

Originally posted by NukleoN
Bush is really stupid...he just happens to be the son of an ex-president which has a tiny bit to do with him getting elected twice....and it doesn't help that his brother Jeb, governor of Florida just happened to be around when a key state needed votes to swing the first election. I'm no conspiracy theorist, but I think there might have been some fishy biz there with certain votes being left out and certain people not being as 'welcome' to vote as others.

Regardless....he really is that stooopit...because when he's on his own and thinking for himself he can't seem to form a coherent thought....shockingly...he can't even remember very basic expressions....but on top of that, he KNOWS he doesn't remember and surges forward anyway...only to end up in a verbal trap of his own design. He demonstrates routinely that he doesn't plan ahead or that he doesn't care about how he sounds.

For instance...he said, 'Is our children learning.' The irony here is that his grammar sucks...and he's the president! WTF Bush..be an example man....at least try to avoid obvious grammatical mistakes. It's like Dan Quayle spelling 'potatoe' all over again, and correcting the kid who spelled it correctly LOL.

Bush also isn't just dull, he doesn't seem to be clever enough to avoid his dull areas...why? His dull areas are too pervasive to avoid..that's exactly why I think he's an idiot. Do dull people know their dull?

It certainly doesn't help that he aims to dismantle church state separation...starting with his ridiculous faith-based initiatives and such....anyone who knows American history knows that this country was founded upon the escape from an oppressive church-state at the time (England) and our forefathers wanted freedom of and FROM religion (don't listen to that idiot Barbara Dole who says otherwise).

Ok, so it's fine that he's religious...but he takes it seriously and wants to force it on the rest of us in sneaky, subtle ways....not cool.

Also, the last thing I can't stand about the Bushes is Bush Sr. saying atheists aren't real Americans or patriots....in the eyes of that family myself and 30 million others are second-class citizens, and yeah, I can't wait till to the Bush kingdom is over.

I want a reasonable, clever president who is progressively minded without being a kook....someone who takes the needs of ALL Americans into account and preferably someone who is not strongly motivated by astrology (the Reagans) or religion (countless others) but who thinks ON HIS OWN, retaining his humanity and considering the welfare of all. Dan, I wish you'd stop holding back and tell us how ou really feel once in a while. I mean, really! You are so mysterious.
;)
I agree with most of what you said, though I do think his money and ties to big business have more to do with his getting "elected" than his dad being a former president.
IMHO

BTW - I seen you riding your R1 on the highway a while back. That's a tight looking bike you got there.

[NukleoN]

Dan, I wish you'd stop holding back and tell us how ou really feel once in a while. I mean, really! You are so mysterious.

I agree with most of what you said, though I do think his money and ties to big business have more to do with his getting "elected" than his dad being a former president.
IMHO

BTW - I seen you riding your R1 on the highway a while back. That's a tight looking bike you got there.

Yeah, I'm no Bush fan..hehee. I know..the mystery...just WHAT is Dan thinking...whaaaaaat could it be? :D

Hey thanks...glad ye like the bike...I love it...just added a Yamaha solo seat cowl the other day.

[Natedawgg]

Nice!

[sr9004u]

Originally posted by racinteach
your too white to be accepted back over there....



I prefer the term bleached:D

[malkey]

I saw a sticker on the back of a car that read "The only Bush I trust is my own" :)

[havanahjoe]

http://homepage.mac.com/cfj/.Pictures/cbs-news-truck-medium.jpg

[roseauross]

That's classic!

[Rocky]

I voted for the other guy

[Natedawgg]

Originally posted by Rocky
I voted for the other guy Yeah we know. That's what everybody's saying these days.

[Guzzigirl2000]

OMG that video is just too funny
poor Laura
she's got my vote for pres

[gambit]

I'm gonna go ahed and start a Bush oxymoron thread.... as I'll call it moron's oxymoron

[Darth Lefty]

From the NY Times:

July 18, 2006
Bush’s Policy Chit-Chat: Undiplomatic Prose
By JIM RUTENBERG

STRELNA, Russia, July 17 — For anyone who has ever wondered what President Bush sounds like when the microphones are off, the answer, at least at lunchtime on Monday, was blunt to the point of profane, laced with a wiseguy edge and, like anyone forced to make small talk, willing to fall back on safe topics like air travel.

Mr. Bush was munching on a roll during lunch with his fellow world leaders on the final day of the Group of 8 summit meeting here as his unguarded comments were picked up by an open microphone and overheard by gleeful journalists.

Whether the cause was poor staff work by the Russian hosts or something more calculated, the result was more interesting and revealing than the catalog of official statements the leaders had issued during their talks here in this St. Petersburg suburb, at the Konstantinovsky Palace.

Using a vulgarity, Mr. Bush said at one point that Syria should get Hezbollah to stop its attacks on Israel, describing American policy in the kind of unfettered language that he acknowledged only weeks ago sometimes gets him in trouble when he uses it publicly.

Discussing diplomatic efforts in the Middle East, Mr. Bush said the approach favored by Kofi Annan, the United Nations secretary general, “seems odd.” Referring to President Bashar al-Assad of Syria, Mr. Bush said he “felt like telling Kofi to get on the phone with Assad, make something happen.”

The microphone caught him discussing global trade talks, his impatience with long speeches, even his preference for Diet Coke. For four minutes, the world was given an unscripted look at how he does business with his international counterparts, especially Prime Minister Tony Blair of Britain, who, apparently alert to the peril, brought the episode to a conclusion by turning the microphone off.

But not before Mr. Bush disclosed that he would send Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice to the Middle East and needled Mr. Blair about a recent birthday gift.

“No, I’m just going to make it up,” Mr. Bush said in one aside, presumably to an aide, apparently referring to remarks he would be making to the other leaders. “I’m not going to talk too damn long like the rest of them. Some of these guys talk too long.”

Ms. Rice was subject to a similar unwitting public airing of her views last month in Moscow, when someone forgot to turn off a microphone while she was having lunch with Sergey V. Lavrov, the foreign minister.

Mr. Bush’s unscripted side has been put on public display before, as when his unflattering description of a reporter for The New York Times was picked up by a microphone at one of his campaign events in 2000.

But this one caught him in interactions with other leaders, mixing the banal with matters of war and peace. Those at the lunch were the leaders of the Group of 8 industrial nations — France, Germany, Japan, the United States, Russia, Britain, Italy and Canada — as well as those of China, India and Brazil, among others.

[Asked about the incident later aboard Air Force One as Mr. Bush flew home, Tony Snow, the White House press secretary, said the president’s “reaction first was, ‘What did it say?’ So we showed him the transcript, then he rolled his eyes and laughed.” Mr. Snow said Mr. Bush “likes Kofi Annan” and “has been supportive from the very start of the U.N. mission to the region.”]

In the taped conversation, Mr. Bush, clearly eager to get home to the White House after six days in Europe, is heard saying, apparently to a counterpart, possibly President Hu Jintao of China, who was sitting next to him, possibly President Validimir V. Putin of Russia, his host, “Good job, gotta keep this thing moving — I gotta leave at 2:15 — you’ll want me out of town so to free up your security forces.” His counterpart agrees, “Ya,” and he laughs along with Mr. Bush’s trademark giggle.

But Mr. Bush sighs, and explains, “Gotta go home, got something to do.”

Then, more likely to Mr. Hu, he asks: “Where you going? Home? This is your neighborhood; it won’t take you long to get home.”

The response cannot be heard, but Mr. Bush exclaims, “You get home in 8 hours? Me too! Russia is a big country, and you’re a big country.”

A moment later, Mr. Bush can be heard saying to a waiter, “No, not Coke, Diet Coke.”

But it is around then that Mr. Blair walks by, and the president yells out, “Yeah, Blair, what are you doing? Leaving?” It is the beginning of a conversation contrasting Mr. Blair’s soft-spoken style to Mr. Bush’s more forceful one, with Mr. Bush often interrupting him.

After Mr. Blair raises the issues of global trade talks, Mr. Bush abruptly changes the subject to a recent gift from the prime minister for Mr. Bush’s 60th birthday. “Thanks for the sweater, awfully thoughtful of you,” Mr. Bush says, then jokes, “I know you picked it out yourself.”

Mr. Blair, laughing, says, “Oh, absolutely, absolutely.”

Mr. Bush again abruptly changes the subject to the most serious matter of the meetings here, the Middle East. “What about Kofi?” he says, referring to Mr. Annan. “That seems odd.”

After a day in which aides stressed they had achieved international unity here on the Middle East violence, Mr. Bush complained about Mr. Annan’s approach to the crisis, and for holding a view shared by some of the leaders here that Israel and Hamas and Hezbollah should cease fire and hash out their differences. The Americans have said that Israel will probably stand down only if Hamas and Hezbollah return the soldiers they have captured and cease their shelling of Israeli towns.

“I don’t like the sequence of it,” Mr. Bush said. “His attitude is basically, cease fire and everything else happens.”




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Oh, and in case you're interested, the actual quote is "What they need to do is to get Syria, to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's over."

[Monte]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=stquBMx2MK0
and:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/7/17/212531/190
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[Natedawgg]

i can fault Bush fro a lot of things, but I'm not so small as to fault a man for swearing or not wanting to sit though a fillabuster. Even if he is a total moron and a money-grubbing bastard who doesn't give a fuck about anyone who's worth less than $500 million.

Naw, this is stoopid. Whogivesafuck?

[Sinaz]

Still available for sale, and I guarantee the message until 2008!

http://www.cafepress.com/sinazdemofail

[Tillers_Rule]

LMAO, Thanks, that was damn funny

[copperdopper]

lol those pictures of bush were hilarious... the man just has no clue

[Monte]

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room: in it was Ted Kennedy in a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed, over and over andover. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a sledge- hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lyin gon the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while, and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this!"

The devil smiled and said...



(wait for it....)




"OK, Monica, you're free to go!"

:D

[Natedawgg]

:lol:

[Knightshade]

nice.....