Video: Psycho Guy Gets Nailed by a Car

[spindarubber]

This guy is pissed... almost instantly...



I think id be happy with being alive for at least 5 min after being hit like that before I blew my top....





http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1150716121/Psycho_Guy_Gets_Nailed_by_a_Car

[pAint]

Holy crap! He wasn't even wearing a lid! I would have been on the floor thinking WTF just happened. The accident didn't even face him! ha!

[Darth Lefty]

Who needs a helmet with hair like that?

[sirbubba]

thats craaaaaazy!!!

[J.Moto]

Can anyone translate?

[delamite]

Originally posted by Darth Lefty
Who needs a helmet with hair like that?

Hahah... no kidding.

[|D|B|D|]

Wow, that's crazy!

[Tillers_Rule]

Wow, car must not have touched him at all.

[racinteach]

looks like he hit the roof of the car then rolled off....once the adrenaline wore off I bet he felt it....

[Peiell]

:eek: I'm not sure I believe it. Dude's got ninja skills (where's the ninja emoticon?) Oh, this might do. o->

[JV711]

That's a total SPIDERMAN move. He rolled off the windshield and even landed on his feet!

I'd be happy to be alive.

[Ikazuchi]

Hahaha!

Has nobody heard the Dane Cook bit about seeing an accident for the first time? First thing that came to mind when seeing this.



The guy goes flying into the air, his shoes flew off.
When you get hit by a car, sometimes your shoes will fly off. Sometimes your pants will come off. But I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion on this strike.

And before I go any further, here's the best part. This is how he lands on the other side of the car -- which was a dodge by the way, and I thought that was kind of funny and ironic. I just -- I got a little humor out of that. I did try to help this man, as the car was coming towards him I reached out and I said "ohhhhh. ohhhhh." That's all I could think of to say. theres so many things now in retrospect that I would love -- I would love to have been like "you're about to get struck by a vehicle!!!" I did not have time to say "You're about to get struck by a vehicle" so I went with "ohhhhh!" which is like a concerned moan.

The guy gets tagged okay, the greatest part of the story. He's in the air flipping around, this is how he lands on the other side of the car. He comes down perfectly on his feet and then he jumps in the air and he starts walking around, embarassed. He's trying to play it off like he didn't just get hit, by a car.

People around him are like..

--"Oh my god! Oh my god! Are you alright? Are you okay?"

He's like ..

--"I'm fine, I'm fine. Seriously, I'm fine. I'm a little bit hungry. But uh other than that I'm fi--"
--"No you should really sit down, you're bleeding from the ears."
--"I know, I know that. I do that. Every couple of weeks I empty the blood out of my own head, it's tradition in my family. Has anyone seen my shoes? I kicked them off in a fit of joy. I love getting struck by vehicles and sometimes I'll kick my shoes off in a fit of joy. I'm fine I'm just gonna go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush." *puking noises*

[sirbubba]

Fuck shoes.

[LlanoSV]

Damn that car didn't even bug him. He's like WTF. i bet the translation would be ..

Do you know who I am?....

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!

;)

[Setter32]

Originally posted by Ikazuchi


--"I'm fine, I'm fine. Seriously, I'm fine. I'm a little bit hungry. But uh other than that I'm fi--"
--"No you should really sit down, you're bleeding from the ears."
--"I know, I know that. I do that. Every couple of weeks I empty the blood out of my own head, it's tradition in my family. Has anyone seen my shoes? I kicked them off in a fit of joy. I love getting struck by vehicles and sometimes I'll kick my shoes off in a fit of joy. I'm fine I'm just gonna go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush." *puking noises*


.....that's classic......:lol: ....

[sandie]

hahaha, i love this thread!

[diulei]

Damn that's crazy. He's gonna be sore tomorrow.

[killstealer]

Friggin hilarious, Ika!

[Rocky]

thats freakin unreal. He just got up and walked away from something like that. How did his legs not get touched at all???:eek:

[Darth Lefty]

I've been watching it closely. Looks like the front of the bike takes most of the impact and protects his foot. He rolls up on the windshield on his back, and the windshield caves in. When the car stops he falls off and he lands on his bike on his left upper arm.

He's not unscathed. I imagine he has some pretty serious cuts and bruises and muscle strain. But still, it's an easy off.

I have a friend who got rear-ended pretty hard, was thrown into the air, and landed on his feet. He walked over to talk to the driver and the man said, "I just killed a guy on a bike!" My friend no longer rides.

[gcrook]

Wow!
How did that end up all the way here?

Anyway, its a Greek video taken during the Olympic Games by the surveilance cameras, used to monitor..... well stuff!

Another 3 similar videos made it to the public, and that guy was the luckiest.
I mean Bruce Willis was untouchable in that movie but this guy gets all the credit.

The car drivers in all those videos were women.
And none of them had a clue as to what had happened.
One of them in the other video (where the guy propably died) , actually started complaining....and there were witnesses..and none of them cared about the motorcyclist...as though he was already dead...


Oh, and believe me...you dont want it translated..

[Ikazuchi]

Originally posted by gcrook

I mean Bruce Willis was untouchable in that movie but this guy gets all the credit.


...or Unbreakable even....

[Darth Lefty]

Originally posted by gcrook
Oh, and believe me...you dont want it translated..
But I do! I really, really do!

[gcrook]

Originally posted by Ikazuchi
...or Unbreakable even....



.....uh...right...(.....how did that happen?)



Darth...people have burned in hell, for speaking a fraction of the words that guy spoke.