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Kurt'sSV
Tue 8/22/06, 8:44AM
Willow Springs Motorcycle Club, Round 8, August 2006

I felt good and confident going into race day. I practiced well and the extra confidence I had came from finally putting a steering damper on my bike like a race bike should. My expectations for a double win kind of went down the tubes when I saw through the window of the WSMC office a tall, pale, blond guy with a yellow Twin Works Factory t-shirt on. I pushed my way past the line of people, poked my head in the office and barked out “Spencer, what the hell are you doing here?” It was a Suzuki paying weekend, so he drove down from Reno Saturday to make some easy money racing us retarded kids. Okay, so no firsts baring disaster for Spencer, so I was shooting for second place in both the races and lap times in the 1:30 range. Aim low!

Last year off the starting line I would “get my usual good start.” This year it’s gone the other way and now I’m getting “my usual bad start.” Going into turn one for 550 Superbike I was behind the Masked Gunman (Spencer), Tim Martinez and Chris Rogers was pulling up next to me. I beat Rogers into one and got in behind the Masked Gunman and Martinez. Going into three I pulled up along side of Martinez and took position from him since I was on the inside, or so I thought. The little bastard wouldn’t give it up. He swooped down and stole the position back from me. So I just had to drive by him exiting turn nine and put myself into second place to start the second lap.

The Masked Gunman was out front and pulling away from the retarded kids HE WAS STEALING FROM! So could I fend off everyone else for seven more laps? Going over turn six my bike jumped out of gear. It took me a second to get it back in gear and get back on the gas, allowing Rogers to get by me down the back straight. I passed him coming out of turn nine and put myself back into second place. Coming out of turn five my bike popped out of gear again and Rogers went by me. I passed him again on the front straight.

Going into turn three I got passed on the brakes. At first I assumed it was Rogers, but then I noticed it was George Beavers on his newly built SV650 super-duper bike. I didn’t realize it at the time, but his super-duper motor started taking a super-duper dump and I went roaring back by him on the front straight (having a fast bike is awesome). I didn’t see anyone for another lap or so except a few guys I was catching from the Heavy Weight Twins class. I had a big slide in turn 4B as I was going around an Aprilia and almost high sided myself.

My bike popping out of gear earlier in the race was due to my lazy shifting. I shifted lazily again and it popped out of gear going for turn six. Rogers was right on me and went by me pretty fast. He put a good gap on me and it took me more than a lap to run him back down. I did get him finally on the front straight. I made damn sure to shift good and hard into fifth gear while going to turn six on the last lap to avoid anymore problems. I caught a TL1000 in turn nine and went around him, hoping he might hold up Rogers ever so slightly.

I actually finished within sight of Spencer, which made me feel good. He slowed it down quite bit on the last few laps. But winning the battles I had with Rogers, Beavers and Martinez was awesome. I earned that second place and set a new personal best with a lap time of 1:30.7. That’s an average speed for the lap of over 99mph. A 1:30.00 lap time is a bench mark at Willow because that means your average speed for the lap is 100mph. Just a few more tenths and I’ll be there.

Once back in the pits we only had enough time to take our helmets off and get a drink of water because after the race that was out there was finished, we were back up to bat with Formula Twins Light Weight. I got off the line okay, but hit my rev limiter and had trouble up shifting. Martinez and Kevin Jump started on the front row with me and pulled head quite bit. Spencer shot by me from the second row along with Rogers and Chris Spieghts got an awesome start and blew by me going for turn one, too. So I was all the way back in sixth place after starting from pole position.

I made a pass in turn two and got another guy on the brakes going into turn three. Rogers was the next guy but he was a bit ahead. I was a little slow around the omega section and out of five because my shifting was off (I was in a lower gear than I normal because I missed a shift point). Rogers was riding just as well as he did in the first race and it was taking me a while to run him back down, but I was making up ground every lap. Eventually I caught up to him and passed him on the front straight. Going into turn one we caught a rider from one of the other classes and it balked my drive. Rogers got back around me going to turn two. Going for turn three I pulled up next to him on the brakes and had position, but the stubby bastard wouldn’t give it up and swooped down, taking the position back. I need to try a little harder when making a pass on the brakes. I can do it, I was just underestimating my opponents.

Chris Rogers and I are faster than each other at different parts of the track. He’s better out of five, but I make up ground rolling down the hill from turn six. He goes through the middle of turn nine faster because he takes a tighter line. I take a wider line, forcing me to travel a further distance through the turn, but I get a better drive out of the turn. Rogers and I were racing each other really hard and weren’t going to give each other an inch. We were also catching Kevin Jump in second place.

My entry speed into turn two is also faster than Rogers’ so I need to watch him going into the turn so I don’t rear end him. We had caught several riders from the 500 Singles class during our race and were about to catch one entering turn two. Going into the turn Rogers was staying down low and it looked like he might get caught behind the 500, so I stayed a little wide and was going to go around the outside of the 500 right as we were all entering the turn. Rogers made a banzi pass and stuffed the 500. The guy was really surprised to see someone there as he was already committed to his line and check up. I didn’t want to lose absolutely any ground on Rogers due to this 500, so I stayed really close to this bike going into the turn and left no room for error. Unfortunately, there was an error. When the 500 checked up, he checked up right into my front wheel. I had enough time to think FUCK, then I was on the ground.

I landed really hard on my right shoulder, rolled once, then slid off the track on my back. Once in the dirt I tumbled a long ways, knocking my left shoulder out of socket and flinging my glasses off my face. I came to a stop and didn’t want to get up. I wiggled myself some, checking everything out. Besides the left shoulder, everything else was in tact so I got up to keep the corner workers and EMS people from freaking out too much thinking I was dead.

Once back to my pit, Flashy Lloyd McGruder and Tom Shao had already loaded my crashed bike into my truck. So now they got to help put my shoulder back into its socket. My favorite way to have it done is a two person technique. Tom grabbed a tie down that I looped under my armpit and he would pull on to keep me still while Lloyd pulled on my left arm to get the bone to go back into the socket. Some other guys like Ryan Sturz had come over by this time to see how I was doing and got to bear witness to me being put back together. After some pulling, I felt/heard a loud pop and all the guys went “eeeewwwwww.” So I knew it was back in.

I’m kind of beat up, but nothing’s broken and no concussion. The bike isn’t damaged very bad. I just need to repair the bodywork and get some new odds and ends. I’ll be ready to go long before the September race weekend. What hurts the most from the crash was the loss of points. It was a double points weekend. Jump scored 26 points and I scored 2, so now I think I’m about 15 points behind him in the class’s overall. It’ll be tough to make up those points in the next four months unless I get help from other people. On the flip side, Martinez was 10 points behind me in 550 Superbike, but he had motor issues and pulled out of the race. So now I’m about 35 points clear of him in that class.

I’d like to thank Tom and Lloyd for helping me on Sunday, along with all the other people who were there to give me a hand. I’m thankful that Tom is now an expert in repairing crash damage. He is going to be a big help putting my bike back together quickly.

Thanks to my sponsors: SoCalSVRiders.org, Michelin, LP Team Privateer and class sponsors Little Big Racing and VP Fuels.

blndweasel
Tue 8/22/06, 9:05AM
Glad to hear your okay, Kurt.

Were any of your races delayed due to the three-wheeler that dumped oil in turn 9? My buddy was up there, and when he saw the cloud of dust he thought "ah, shit" since the sidecar guys aren't on great terms at Willow to begin with... they're praying they get to come back to the track. They were really sorry that they caused delays for the other racers.

harbiho
Tue 8/22/06, 9:31AM
I like the details on popping the shoulder back in to place.

Glad to know you're okay.

morbidelli17
Tue 8/22/06, 9:36AM
MAN, I am sorry I missed the shoulder-popping thing!

BOTT Light was delayed by the oil incident. I had my helmet on, gloves on, engine running, and when I heard the announcer say "motor blew" I shut the bike off. Zen Sandy asked what I was doing, and I said, "I've been here before. We're down for a least an hour."

Hey, accidents happen, but I thought we'd solved that problem with the sidecars by requiring substantial belly pans on them. What happened?

And I have a beef with WSMC, too. If we're going to allow people to run synthetic oils, we need a cleanup material that will - uh, clean up synthetic oils ...

codzilla70
Tue 8/22/06, 9:37AM
What the hell! The first month I don't make it out and everything goes haywire? :confused: Sorry for your crash Kurt, at least you'll still be able to race.;)

A BIG CONGRATS ON THAT 1:30 dude! :squid: It looks like I've got my work cut out for me when I get back.:D

Monsterdood
Tue 8/22/06, 9:44AM
Post a pic of your helmet, it looked like it took a pretty good lick or two while you were out dirt farming.... Did you find your glasses or are they now an offering to the desert gods....

I liked how Lloyd first yanked on your arm and you were yelling to just pull don't yank.... I would have thought a yank was then thing to do myself.... but it was pretty gross when I saw the bone moving under your skin and popping into place. It was like a little beatle crawling under you skin from "The Mummy".

And what was up with Martinez's bike? The Spears motor give up the ghost? He was awefully slow out there. I even passed him just cruising in FTwinLW....

steveb
Tue 8/22/06, 9:52AM
Congrats on getting through your turn two crash in one piece, that's no small accomplishment!

Good race in 550 SB, you were hauling.

Most of us "singles" are surprised when we get lapped. When BOTT HW passes in T-7 to T-1 they really smoke by. When the SVs and Fizzers lap, they are usually fighting tooth and claw, and while the speed differentials aren't as great, the passing is much closer because you don't want to give up an inch, and I don't blame you a bit.

I think I overheard the rider that got between you and Rogers saying he checked up to avoid contact with Rogers and then saw you shooting past him on the left and out into the desert. The rider has ridden for several years and isn't a newbie but runs laps around 1:47.

Hope you feel fit as a fiddle soon. (hmmm, wonder how a fit fiddle feels)

CrowLaw
Tue 8/22/06, 10:04AM
I used to do that to my dolls; you know, pull their arms out of the sockets, just to see what was under there and all.

I don't think there's much money to be made in dirt farming. I'd stick to racing if I were you. You seem to be doing well at the racing thing.

The best part is your detailed war story . . . that's just plain cool.

Glad you live to race again Kurt.

GetnJgyWitit
Tue 8/22/06, 10:29AM
Sorry to hear about your crash. But congrats on the 1:30's! Becareful with that damn shoulder! I've had to put it back in for you last year! If you need anything let me know if I can help.

sandie
Tue 8/22/06, 10:31AM
great race report, kurt! sorry about the get off, but it sounds like it was a good one, i mean, well you know

Punkbrad
Tue 8/22/06, 11:04AM
nicely written sir! sorry to hear you crashed. double points too, thats like forgetting your wallet on dollar beer night! ouch!
hang in there.

Jerm
Tue 8/22/06, 11:13AM
Congrats on the 1:30s! :cool:

agirls
Tue 8/22/06, 11:14AM
Originally posted by Monsterdood
Post a pic of your helmet, it looked like it took a pretty good lick or two while you were out dirt farming.... Did you find your glasses or are they now an offering to the desert gods....

I liked how Lloyd first yanked on your arm and you were yelling to just pull don't yank.... I would have thought a yank was then thing to do myself.... but it was pretty gross when I saw the bone moving under your skin and popping into place. It was like a little beatle crawling under you skin from "The Mummy".


:lol: This is even funnier than Kurt's report!

I always wondered how often do the "racers" crash. How many times have you crashed on the track Kurt (or anyone else)? Glad nothing broke and you're okay.

sunrisesvrider
Tue 8/22/06, 11:18AM
Kurt's shoulder has popped out so many times, that his brother is now an expert in putting it back into the socket. I recommend injecting Super Glue into the socket to hold it in place. Of course he'd have to decide what position he would like his arm to be when the glue dries.

Setter32
Tue 8/22/06, 11:23AM
.....screw Kurt's shoulder....

....what about the corn crop this year!.......:sad:








:D

Punkbrad
Tue 8/22/06, 1:00PM
Originally posted by Setter32
.....screw Kurt's shoulder....

....what about the corn crop this year!.......:sad:

:D


as much time as he spends in the dirt out there, Kurt should know. huh?

druiid
Tue 8/22/06, 4:50PM
Originally posted by agirls
:lol: This is even funnier than Kurt's report!

I always wondered how often do the "racers" crash. How many times have you crashed on the track Kurt (or anyone else)? Glad nothing broke and you're okay.

Depends on the kind of racing.. with the minis you can sometimes end up crashing at least once a race weekend.. then get up and look around sheepishly and push your bike to get it started :p..... not that I have ever done that.......... (okay.. so thankfully only once so far).

racinteach
Tue 8/22/06, 5:45PM
Love the report..good to her you are somewhat back to normal...

trey_loco
Tue 8/22/06, 6:41PM
Man...I go away for 30 minutes...and you fall to pieces. I can't take you anywhere.

Glad to hear you're okay and more importantly that the bike is not nearly as damaged as it looked. Let me know if there's anything I can do to help get things ready for next month.

You missed by stellar performance though.....I dropped some serious time!

Darth Lefty
Tue 8/22/06, 7:24PM
You know that when you're 50 you won't be able to lift your arms over your head and you'll have to get your wife to comb your hair like John McCain, right?

Kurt'sSV
Tue 8/22/06, 7:47PM
Thanks guys. Yeah, passing people that we catch from other classes can be tough when you're already racing someone else form your own class. The SV is a lot faster than the 500 singles, but it's still not a super fast bike, so we really want to keep our momentum up. I actually feel bad for the people we have to pass because we often make our passes close because we think that we can't afford to let off the gas.

I think it was Eric Compton who I tangled with, he's not a new racer and didn't really make a bad move. Rogers and I were just racing really hard and it was an unfortunate racing incident.

Originally posted by agirls

I always wondered how often do the "racers" crash. How many times have you crashed on the track Kurt (or anyone else)?

Some racers crash more than others. Racers like Zoran or Matt Mladin rarely crash. Ruben Xaus and Roger Lee Hayden crash pretty often. But we all crash. Kurt Spencer crashing isn't that unusual and he's the best SV racer in California. It happens when you're riding that hard all the time. This is my 4th crash during a race weekend and my second during a race.

Originally posted by Darth Lefty
You know that when you're 50 you won't be able to lift your arms over your head and you'll have to get your wife to comb your hair like John McCain, right?

I doubt it. I'll be healthier than you when I'm 50. I'd rather live my life as an athlete who pushes his body than a person who doesn't.

morbidelli17
Tue 8/22/06, 7:52PM
You don't want anyone to comb your hair like John McCain ... Wait, isn't that what he meant?

Glad you're in one piece, Kurt. Are your legs still pretty enough for your cheerleader outfit shoot?

Darth Lefty
Tue 8/22/06, 7:59PM
Originally posted by Kurt'sSV
I doubt it. I'll be healthier than you when I'm 50.
Yeah prob'ly.

Kurt'sSV
Tue 8/22/06, 8:15PM
Originally posted by Darth Lefty
Yeah prob'ly.

Or I'll drop dead of a heart attack while out on a jog 10 years from now.

Here's a pic of my helmet where it impacted the ground. It might not look too bad from the pic because the damaged area is pretty small, but the gouges are really deep. I had a pretty bad headache all day yesterday and my neck was sore from my head slaming the ground so hard. I'm glad I wear an expensive helmet, though, because no concusion this time.

SurfCityHommie
Tue 8/22/06, 10:20PM
Hey Kurt,

Glad to hear that you were not hurt too bad.

Dude you need to take care and get back healthly before you get back on the track.

You have a lot of life left in you don't age before your time.

Get well in due time

ejr

Technogeek
Wed 8/23/06, 1:02AM
Good report, interesting read. Glad to hear that I'm not the only one crashing my Sv on the track :) Also glad to hear you are not badly hurt and the bike will be back on track soon.

I've dislocated my knee and had to put it back in by myself 'cos my friends were too squeamish - damn, dislocation ain't much fun (although I believe it improves with repetition lol

sunrisesvrider
Wed 8/23/06, 9:03AM
Originally posted by Darth Lefty
You know that when you're 50 you won't be able to lift your arms over your head and you'll have to get your wife to comb your hair like John McCain, right?

I'm sure that when Kurt hits the half century mark he will be able to lift his arm over his head to comb his hair. By 50 he'll be too grumpy to have a wife to comb his hair for him. I just hope he still has hair to comb when he reaches 50!:D

steveb
Wed 8/23/06, 9:50AM
Fifty?

Fifty is in your prime of combined wisdom and youth.

And not needing a haircut every two weeks is a bonus!:D

morbidelli17
Wed 8/23/06, 9:52AM
Originally posted by steveb
Fifty?

And not needing a haircut every two weeks is a bonus!:D

Now THAT's really grasping for straws ... :) How'd your MZ run with the new cams?

steveb
Wed 8/23/06, 10:31AM
The new Stage 1 SOHC works great, I was able to keep LC in sight, best $125 I've spent recently. Of course that fox only goes as fast as needed, and when I have almost caught him in the past, he squirts ahead of me.

But it's fantastic not to have guys leave me by 10 to 15 bike lengths from T-5 to T-8 after I have nearly caught them by T-5 and T-6.

I could still play hard on an MXer a decade and a half ago. Fifty is young. Just you wait and see.:p

morbidelli17
Wed 8/23/06, 10:44AM
Excellent. Isn't it great when a mod actually works? I fear that bike if you keep building that motor ...

And god I hope 50 is young, I'm moving up on it quick. Too quick ...

sunrisesvrider
Wed 8/23/06, 11:02AM
Originally posted by morbidelli17
Excellent.

And god I hope 50 is young, I'm moving up on it quick. Too quick ...

50 is the new 30 and 60 is the new 40 as long as you take care of yourself. I'm still doing the same activities I was at age 30. A lot slower, but I'm still doing them.:)

Setter32
Wed 8/23/06, 11:16AM
Originally posted by Kurt'sSV
Or I'll drop dead of a heart attack while out on a jog 10 years from now.

Here's a pic of my helmet where it impacted the ground. It might not look too bad from the pic because the damaged area is pretty small, but the gouges are really deep. I had a pretty bad headache all day yesterday and my neck was sore from my head slaming the ground so hard. I'm glad I wear an expensive helmet, though, because no concusion this time.



.....what did you do to my helmet???!!!!.......:sad:

.....:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: .....







:D








Originally posted by sunrisesvrider
50 is the new 30 and 60 is the new 40 as long as you take care of yourself. I'm still doing the same activities I was at age 30. A lot slower, but I'm still doing them.:)


.....so I'm approaching my 20's ?.....


.....I knew there was a reason.......why I'm diggin the 18 year olds....







:D

twf
Wed 8/23/06, 11:30AM
Originally posted by Setter32

.....I knew there was a reason.......why I'm diggin the 18 year olds....

:D
or more like because that is only legal age you can still bs :D

druiid
Wed 8/23/06, 12:04PM
:lol:

Angel
Wed 8/23/06, 3:08PM
That was crazy to see Kurt. I would have been crying and screaming for a Life-Flight helicopter if my shoulder looked like yours :eek:

Bummer about taking a hit in the points like that, but I'm sure you can still make it back up by winning everything for the rest of the year.

So which new Suomy are you going to get now?

Monsterdood
Wed 8/23/06, 3:50PM
Originally posted by Angel
That was crazy to see Kurt. I would have been crying and screaming for a Life-Flight helicopter if my shoulder looked like yours :eek:

Bummer about taking a hit in the points like that, but I'm sure you can still make it back up by winning everything for the rest of the year.

So which new Suomy are you going to get now?
Damn Non-SV riding spammers...... :lol:

Angel
Wed 8/23/06, 3:55PM
Hey, you can blame my presence on Kurt himself... he left a bread crumb trail for me on SCS

Hold on 'd00de... I got something for you :phone: