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It's Friday ...

I'm alone ...

Why do people keep telling me I'm cute and yet I'm never out on dates or anything ...!!!

What's up w/that??

[Setter32]

Maybe it's because you're............"crazed" ?

:D

[ersigh]

hmmm ... well if that be true, that must explain your particular predictiment as well ... hehe ;)

okay okay

i'll change my icon ... once i get back "not home"

[NukleoN]

Do you ever ask people out on your own? Try it some time. ;)

[bwarbiany]

Leigh,
I'd be happy to set you up with my brother... After, of course, he gets off his ship in about 5 months... Of course, after that, he'll probably be looking for some, (ahem) female companionship. You know how those marines get :)

Brad

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Originally posted by bwarbiany
Leigh,
I'd be happy to set you up with my brother... After, of course, he gets off his ship in about 5 months... Of course, after that, he'll probably be looking for some, (ahem) female companionship. You know how those marines get :)

Brad

PICTURES!!

Honestly, military guys tend to be too sexually orientated, and my experience with those sorts of guys is well .. they are terrible in bed. ANd that means that I'm gonna have to teach them and well ... it'd be really nice to get involved with someone that I don't have to teach .. maybe just guide on occasion.

Ya know?

It's alright tho', I'm not looking for a relationship really ... just wanna go have fun. Go on dates on occasion ... stuff like that ... (get attention on a level a bit more flattering than "punch, huh huh i think your cute (fart), lets have sex without any of the flattering attention i'd give other girls ..." ...).

Do I sound jaded?

lol.

(i'm currently amusing myself quite a bit)

[Bugg77]

Originally posted by ersigh

It's alright tho', I'm not looking for a relationship really ... just wanna go have fun. Go on dates on occasion ... stuff like that ... (get attention on a level a bit more flattering than "punch, huh huh i think your cute (fart), lets have sex without any of the flattering attention i'd give other girls ..." ...).


LOL!! Leigh, you crack me up!! If I knew that kind of line worked on girls, I would have been using it long ago!! ;)

[Natedawgg]

I'll date you!

SWM ISO tomato. Interests include biking, chess, eating toast, spanking....er, i mean banking. Must be into light house cleaning & latex. Boobs are good. Bring your sister if you want.

;)

[shearer216]

i think youre cute *fart*;)

[ersigh]

Originally posted by Natedawgg
I'll date you!

SWM ISO tomato. Interests include biking, chess, eating toast, spanking....er, i mean banking. Must be into light house cleaning & latex. Boobs are good. Bring your sister if you want.

;)

Sad news ...

I'm allergic to latex ... :eek:

But I am a good cook, and decent at the house cleaning ...

I'd make up myself a clever ad but I think my new tshirt says it all ... when I get a chance, I'll post a picture ... :D

[ersigh]

Originally posted by shearer216
i think youre cute *fart*;)

LOL!

haha.

Farting is, I admit, something that sends me into endless giggles ... (i have no intentions on growing up in that regard), but it really shouldn't be used as a come on ... I mean, how sort of impression is it ... "hay you wanna sniff my butt? oh, you don't want to bend over ... well here you go ... (FART) ...".

So Jimm ... it does work, but it really only works with the right kind of girls ... (or girls who aren't particularly demanding about what sorts of attention they get).

Let me suggest tho', that you DO NOT attempt to seduce ANY FEMALE by farting in the bathtub while cuddling...

It won't work ...

[Bugg77]

Originally posted by ersigh
Let me suggest tho', that you DO NOT attempt to seduce ANY FEMALE by farting in the bathtub while cuddling...

It won't work ...

Are you serious?? But it makes all those cool bubbles! That should be worth something right???

Well that just ruined my day! :p

[shearer216]

Originally posted by ersigh

Let me suggest tho', that you DO NOT attempt to seduce ANY FEMALE by farting in the bathtub while cuddling...

It won't work ... :ass:*o0
if its good enough for austin powers then...:o ...

[Bugg77]

... "I did not mean to be rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below!"

YEAH BABY!!

[Natedawgg]

:ass: Yeah! An if you wanna impress her with a good light show in the tub, turn out the lights, and light the bubbles as they come to the top!! :ass: :D

Very romantic.

[Bugg77]

I would pay money to see that Nate!! For 5 years I lived in South Dakota and I never got to see anyone light a fart... I feel like I got ripped off! I want my money back!!

[ersigh]

Originally posted by Natedawgg
:ass: Yeah! An if you wanna impress her with a good light show in the tub, turn out the lights, and light the bubbles as they come to the top!! :ass: :D

Very romantic.

I think farting is funny ... but not in the bathtub ... well ... if it didn't smell maybe ...

I know this from experience (oh boy the arguements ...) ...

[ersigh]

Originally posted by Bugg77
I would pay money to see that Nate!! For 5 years I lived in South Dakota and I never got to see anyone light a fart... I feel like I got ripped off! I want my money back!!

LOL

I remember reading Stephen King's IT and there was a part where some of the kids were lighting their farts ... and I would reread that part and laugh hysterically ... I was 11 ... had never seen it. I've only seen it once, and the guy managed to burn himself rather well ... which caused a laughter fit similiar to the one while I was reading.

[shearer216]

and they say romance is dead...I THINK NOT! :hog: :ass: *

[ersigh]

Romance is overrated and overcommercialized ...

I think I'd be hard pressed to find someone who actually knows what romance is ... (at least my definition of it) ...

(this said after 2 long term relationships with guys who were all into acting and shakespear and crap like that ... and then another long term with one who was so anti everything on the face of the earth except fattening foods and his computer ...)