Post of the Week

[Guzzigirl2000]

Masturbating Bird
(posted by Setter32 on 2/25)

....alright............I have two cockatoos at home.........they have their own room........cause I feel bad about keeping them in a cage.....

......in the room there is a bird house with an angular roof, perched on a pole made from a thick branch...........this is their favorite hang out within the room........

.....on the roof of the bird house........I laid out a towel........for easy cleaning......and it keeps their little feet nice and cozy....

....keep your panties on........I'm gettin to the story..........the above is just background info.....

.....

.....so I opened the door to go into their room this morning..........and I saw the bird house.....and the pole it's sitting on.....rocking back and forth.........violently.....

....so I move my eyes up to the roof of the bird house.........and I see one of my cockatoos.....humping the towel on the roof....

....then I thought about it..........

....that bird is hardcore.........

......a bird weighing approximately "1 lb".....if even that much.........is masturbating with such intensity........that he's rockin the bird house and the pole...which weighs atleast 60 lbs........

.....his crest was folded back........head forward........looking streamline...........his claws were sunk deep into the towel.....and probably penetrated the roof underneath...........rubbing his genitalia vigorously against the towel......

....I stood there chuckling............and in awe.....

....but he doensn't care.............he had a focus look on his face............periodically expelling little grunts....and squawks.....

....so I started dancing in front of him.......to see if I can distract him......and ruin his task at hand............but to no avail.........cause that bird was on a mission...........the bird house rocked on without missing a beat........

.....when he was done.......this relax look came over his face.......and he noticed me once again........

....sorta like coming out of a trance.....

....amazing.....

.....

.....wonder where he learned such behavior?........




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[Sasquatch]

uhh...
:-s
umm...
:-s+
er...
:-?


...that just ain't right...

[Setter32]

....I guess I morphed into Guzzigirl2000......

....what's going on?.....

.....du du du du........du du du du...........(twilight zone theme).....

...

....by the way.....I edited my post.......can you update this post of the week crap.....

.....I changed "cockatoos" to "cockatiels".........

.....thank you much.....

:D

[crashgirl]

That is one of the oddest things I ever read...your bird rulz!!
:horny:
Towel-----Bird

[Rocko]

Yo,

That's jacked up walking in on your bird...When you hear the birdhouse rockin', don't come a knockin'...Don't be suprised if he bursts into your room squaking and flappin his wings to get back at you for interrupting his private time next time you need some alone time!

:D

[Reddog99]

I think you're just projecting your own tendencies onto the bird. You need to de-louse that poor bird... it was probably just scratching it's ass. :p

Pat

[Hafabusa]

Setter,

Should have shown you my African grey when you were over in december. She'll do the same thing to my hand if I let her. I asked the bird talk magazine people about it and they say it's common.

My question is, birds don't have palms, so where does the hair grow?

Ernie