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morbidelli17
Sun 12/17/06, 10:08PM
Almost Perfect.

Once again, best lap time ever, every lap led, and took the win in BOTT Lightweight. The only thing that went wrong was that Monsterdood finished second, thus securing the class championship for the season. Good on him!

Thanks to the weathermotherfuckers complete inability to sort out what was going to happen when this weekend, I rented garage space for ZenSandy and I from JadeBlue (Shandra). We shared space - I hope successfully - with a fellow racer named Amy and a gentleman from England named Tim. We joked about murdering and eating people who owned horses.

Seeing as how it was flippin' cold, I skipped the first practice session on Saturday. I went out with a flipped rear slick, and promptly proceeded to get into a big hinky slide in Turn Three - and came in for a new rear. Screw this sliding around crap - I'd rather spend the money on rubber than plaster casts. I put on new rubber and worked and worked on a couple of corners where I tend to just get lazy/scared. I pushed the front, I drifted both wheels, and I popped off a 1:35.8 - all by myself. That, in and of itself, was an accomplishment of one of my goals this year, to drop down into the 1:35 range. Light rain put an end to the day's festivities. Later, in the garage, Shandra and I had a nice heart-to-heart talk about racing, and I hope it helped her - she might not know it, but she helped me.

We spent Saturday night in the trailer of a guy, Tim Hurley, who races a Buell Blast out there. We ate Slaughter's tri-tip, sucked down cake and cider, and watched "The World's Fastest Indian" as the rain came down. Hurley has a trailer the size of my condo and his bike takes tires that cost a measly $65 a set. His tire budget was less than $200 for the season. And his trophies look just like mine. I hate him.

Just as a backup plan, I took my old slick and had it hand-grooved, in case I needed something to race in the rain. So, of course, Sunday is cloudless and beautiful, unless you want to count the patches of ice on the track. Warm-ups were a grotesque misnomer; it was just damned cold. Tim put it best when he said, "There's nothing about being out there that makes you want to go fast."

Yeah. And HE'S from friggin' England!

But I tried anyway. We were the first race up, and when the flag dropped, I got the jump on Monsterdood; I think we were the only twins racing in the class. I got a good first lap in, then got stuck behind Denny Fryer, whose big Suzuki vintage bike hauled serious ass down the straights, then slid all the way around the corners as I tried to re-pass him on the outside. Moderately horrifying. Finally, as I'm trying to pass him in Turn Nine, his bike just quits running and he throws a hand up. I dive for the apex, pin the throttle, and try to put some distance on Monsterdood. I manage to pull out a lead - I honestly didn't think he'd be pushing that hard. All he had to do was finish behind me. But I couldn't count on it - he's got the killer instinct.

On the last lap, I pulled up right behind the two guys fighting in 250 Production, and I'm thinking, "Outta the way! Chris's probably right on my ass!" Coming out of Turn Three, one of the 250 riders does just that. He slides the rear, it catches, and highsides him high and hard onto the track. I slip past, and I'm thinking, "His bike's on the track, that means red flags" - and at about that second, the reds came out - "and that means the race is over, and I've won."

Correct.

As I cruise off the track, I'm wondering where Monsterdood was when the reds came out. The track announcer tells me that he's second; that means he's champ. I go get ZenSandy from the stands, and ride her on the back of the race bike back to the pits. She's been my constant companion, friend, coach, and confidant this season; it seemed only fitting that she got to take the last ride of the season on the bike.

I said at the beginning of the season, 12 races, 12 checkereds, let's see where it gets us.

It got us a fantastic new race bike, a bunch of new friends, a competitor to push me far beyond my limits, a trip to Reno, hard lessons in track rules and regs, heartbreak and elation. I wound up with three wins, a stack of seconds and thirds. I had a chance right up to the end. It's funny, but I thought I'd be more disappointed. I'm not. I might have come up short, but I made it a lot - a lot - further than I ever thought I might. I feel like this year, I went from being some guy who'd cruise around to being a racer.

Interesting tidbit: Ever since I had our wedding band tattoo symbol sewn onto the back of my leathers, I've nailed a second and two wins.

Not bad.

Roll on, 2007.

Thanks to Zoran at Twin Works Factory for building a fantastic SV; Andy, Chris and the crew at West Coast GP Cycles for tuning it and pumping it (and me!) up; to Crago Racing for helping Spyder survive as long as she did; to Dunlop for their tires; and to everyone who offered help, advice and assistance or a sympathetic ear in the past 11 months. And especially to the best umbrella girl in the world, the uberhot ZenSandy.

RIP, Jesus.

warmseth
Mon 12/18/06, 8:47AM
great read michael. congratulations on the win that day and on the second for the season. it was like watching a surgeon when you threaded the needle between doug spradlin (actually on an rz350) and his crashed bike on the hill of 3. great job there. and great job this season.

HoolieB
Mon 12/18/06, 8:54AM
Congratulations! I always enjoy reading your reports. You should try your hand at writing professionally. :p

Now what's this about horse owners? I'm not very edible -- kind of stringy and old, but you could probably use me for a soup stock.

Kurt'sSV
Mon 12/18/06, 9:17AM
Originally posted by morbidelli17
his bike takes tires that cost a measly $65 a set. His tire budget was less than $200 for the season. And his trophies look just like mine. I hate him.



Hahahahaha!

Damn it! I bet they look just like mine, too. Mother F'er. :finger:

codzilla70
Mon 12/18/06, 10:07AM
Nice report Michael you looked real smooth on that bike. You should race it in FTLW too with those times.

morbidelli17
Mon 12/18/06, 11:03AM
Originally posted by warmseth
great read michael. congratulations on the win that day and on the second for the season. it was like watching a surgeon when you threaded the needle between doug spradlin (actually on an rz350) and his crashed bike on the hill of 3.

Yeah, it's Two Stroke Production, not 250 Proddie. I'd love to give one of those Aprilia 250s a shot. I went to the right of Doug and his bike; Chris came through a few seconds later and threaded the needle. He said Doug was "doing the crab-walk" to get off the track. I'm glad the LW Vintage rules are staying the same, so Doug can keep bringing his RZ to the track.

And I'll bet I can tell you exactly why he high-sided. The bike directly in front of him, I think, was the leader of his class. Doug saw the win within reach, last lap, and he nailed the throttle. Good man.

Monsterdood
Mon 12/18/06, 1:50PM
Congrats on the win and on the season. You had the one jumped start with the wierd wave start and I had the direct run-in with a HW Vintage bike and there can be so many what ifs in retrospect now that we know there was only a single point difference, but you are clearly riding better than the rest of us at this point in the season and you were able to win this last one in very difficult conditions. (Would that sentence pass muster in RRW! :D ) Look at our lap times, 4-5 seconds off last months....

I had already resigned myself to being happy either for you or me for winning and for both of us for finishing in the top two. It was almost anticlimatic when the red flag came out and I knew I was in 2nd.... no victory lap for either one of us, just a slow safe ride back to the pits... A lot of stuff has to go right to finish in the top3 and not a lot can go wrong to pull it off. It's been really cool how you pulled me along to a new personal best last month by over 1 second and the motivation of direct racing is pretty incredible compared to poking aroun out there with no real purpose....

Good race, good season, good on ya....

Slaughter
Tue 12/19/06, 5:44AM
Both of you guys - awesome season, awesome finish.

Is this a cool sport, or WHAT!!??

morbidelli17
Tue 12/19/06, 10:21AM
Yeah, the red flag was a bit anticlimactic, but at least neither of us drilled Doug or his bike. Well-ridden in nasty conditions, Chris; you did exactly what you had to do. And props to Doug for digging so hard to try to win that mother!

If I knew of a greater sport, I'd be doing it. And that means a lot coming from a guy like Slaughter, who wound up in a wheelchair for four months from doing this. It's like they say: If you can stand to do anything else, do it. I've quit racing three times, and it hasn't stuck yet ...

Now what's this about horse owners? I'm not very edible -- kind of stringy and old, but you could probably use me for a soup stock.

Tim the Englishman and I were talking about the problems he has sport-riding on the roads near his home, where the horses leave little gifts in the corners. These gifts are remarkably slick. We talked about killing the horses, but that didn't seem right, because it's the humans who let the horses do that. So then we discussed killing the humans. But now you've got to try to figure out how not to go to prison forever; makes it difficult to get to track days, and all that. So I suggested that if we ATE the people we killed, it's not technically "murder," but "poaching," and that only carries a fine, not imprisonment ...

p.s. my lawyer advises me not to try this argument in a court of law ...

Slaughter
Tue 12/19/06, 11:35AM
Poaching humans?

Aren't they better grilled?

Long Pig BBQ - who's in?

(sorry about the hijack)

steveb
Tue 12/19/06, 1:11PM
Congrats on the wins Mike and Chris.

And Steve, you almost made it out for the last race of the season, but I agree it was smarter to wait for the warm January weather, and get the dyno tuning time you need.