Darth Lefty
Fri 12/29/06, 9:25PM
Don't go see this movie. It's not worth the time or money.
I had read the book so knew it to be a Star Wars ripoff, but the movie basically strips away everything that kept the book from being plagiarism, and thus fails to stay interesting. The guys who were supposed to be orcs look like the same biker bar ruffians who have populated every fantasy TV show since Hercules. The makeup department couldn't even afford pointy ears for their elf. The dragon is all right but suffers from a deadpan voice, and the usual Gumby wings. FX are ok but transition from FX shot to non-FX shot is pretty jarring.
I had read the book so knew it to be a Star Wars ripoff, but the movie basically strips away everything that kept the book from being plagiarism, and thus fails to stay interesting. The guys who were supposed to be orcs look like the same biker bar ruffians who have populated every fantasy TV show since Hercules. The makeup department couldn't even afford pointy ears for their elf. The dragon is all right but suffers from a deadpan voice, and the usual Gumby wings. FX are ok but transition from FX shot to non-FX shot is pretty jarring.