Redneck Rock-n-Roll Fesitval

[Punkbrad]

I just got hooked up with VIP seating & backstage passes to see ZZ Top with Ted Nugent.

I will need to borrow a camoflauge jacket and a crossbow. If anyone can help me, please let me know.

[ward]

Have a good time,
and drink some pabst blue ribbon for me!

[Kurt'sSV]

How straight are your teeth? Should I give you a whack in the mouth with that big hammer I have so you'll fit in a little better?

[ward]

is your sister gonna be able to make it as your date?
you could tell em Des is your sister

[Punkbrad]

A new standard in rock-n-roll...

since i went to the concert last night, here are the new stazndards that i will expect from every concert i go to from now on.

1. VIP treatment. we had VIP passes and they really do make you feel like a very important person, we had our own little booth with a waitress and everthing, they fed us lazagne and ceasar salad! we got to use real bathrooms, not the troughs like the commoners! and we had our own little guy to shoo away the people who stood in front of us.. hehe..

2. more bow-and-arrow shooting. Ted Nugent brought on a life size stuffed Sadaam on a wire, then got out his giant red-white-n-blue bow & arrows, then proceeded to shoot that bastard right through the heart!

3. ZZ top had "the mescalero brothers" where were two gentlemen who looked like my avatar, we need more mexican dancing skeletons, oh yeha, they also had a Mini-alamo on stage...thats a standard from now on.

4. Hearing Sharp Dressed Man - from now on, i will expect all bands to shred that song and rock harder than any other song, ZZ Top fsckin ruled!!

[NukleoN]

Punkbrad, if you keep spelling Caesar salad as, 'Ceasar salad', you'll become a redneck faster than you can say, 'Jeff Foxworthy'.

That's probably why you're attracting free Ted Nugent tickets.

You're probably wise in bringing the crossbow...maybe you can show Ted the way to hunt in a sporting fashion....just don't hit Chuck Heston by accident. :D

[GMAN]

Dang it, you lucky bastid! Glad ya had fun. :)

[Punkbrad]

ceasar, caesar, seize her, whatever.... you got the point, and i dont like to use the spell checker... :p

[Golden_Eternity]

Why use spell check when we've got board members to correct us anyway.

[blk650]

Golden, don't you mean "bored" memebers?

[Golden_Eternity]

Very.

[Tillers_Rule]

Sounds like a good time, pick up some Nugent Jerky for me:groove: