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dnakase
Wed 7/31/02, 2:04PM
A woman police officer pulled over a man for suspected DUI and said,

"You are under arrest. Anything you say can and will be held against you."


The drunk replied, "Tits."

:D

Natedawgg
Wed 7/31/02, 2:27PM
Great!

Don't forget......... :ass:

stough
Wed 7/31/02, 4:18PM
Why is it that the stupid, crass, and simplistic jokes make us laugh so hard....

>chuckle<

:rolleyes:

Later,
Tim.

ersigh
Thu 8/1/02, 8:34PM
Originally posted by stough
Why is it that the stupid, crass, and simplistic jokes make us laugh so hard....

>chuckle<

:rolleyes:

Later,
Tim.

Perhaps becuase they are the most realistic? And things none of us would do ... (well ... i might ...)