Todd Hata...

[buymenow00]

Todd Hata came by today...we did the 600-mile oil change/chain cleaning/bolt torquing exercise...I can't imagine that I paid $230 for the dealer to do this!! The Suzuki service manual also sez that the carbs should be synced at 600 miles...I can't imagine that they would really bother to lift the tank and hook up the vacuum lines to do this, do you? Anyway, we didn't do this since I didn't have any supplies to do the carb sync...maybe next time though we can have a carb synching party.

Todd's a vertically challenged guy like our own beloved Nukleon...I've advised him to switch out his seat foam rather than using dog bones which would change his suspension geometry...any other comments/advice on this?

You'd never guess that Todd was a Purveyor of Porn...he's a super-mellow Japanese dude (Wazzzup my Asian brother!). If you're getting married, make Todd your best man! ;) Thanks for stopping by Todd, hopefully you learned just how easy it is to work on your bike! :)

http://home.earthlink.net/~atfinc/todd.jpg
Another satisfied customer...oops, I almost forgot to ask...Hey Todd - got a sister???? :evil:

[ersigh]

I thought ALL guys were perveyors (sp) of porn ...

sheesh.

[buymenow00]

There are PURVEyors (sellers) and there are PERVEyors (buyers?)of Porn...hee ;)

I consider myself, as most single guys out there, to be a Connoisseur of Porn...:grin:

[Todd Hata]

Thanks for the help Mike, it's running perfectly.

Sorry no sister, but I have a warehouse full of the next best thing... You'll have to come by and check it out when we ride PV.

[buymenow00]

Sure, yeah, I'd like a tour of Porno Heaven...

[ersigh]

(blank look)

i really can't think of anything to say here ...

:eek:

all i can say is i am not into spectator sports ... i'd rather be doing ... i can barely stand watching racing ...

:grin:

[Setter32]

I wanna go.

Any sista out there wanna be my date?.................... call me :grin:

A wherehouse full of porn................... that's cool.

Yo Todd, glad it went well. See.... now don't you feel silly that you were gonna pay someone to do it, ........ like me and Mike :sad:

The carb sync thing......... you don't need to do it. I know it wasn't done on mine. Maggot poo poo eating Dealer scumbag......... ptui....double ptui.

:D

[buymenow00]

...say "goodnight" Rod...

Goodnight Rod...

:rolleyes:

[Setter32]

Hey Todd,

Has anyone ever told you that you look like one of those Zen budhist monk that looks mellow, but can really spin a stick and kick some major ass?

Just a thought.

:D



Hey Todd,

Never seen a Zen budhist monk that's into porn before.

:D

[ersigh]

LOL

haha

monk porn ... omg ... :eek:

i never had my carbs done @ 6k ... i don't even remember seeing it saying it needed to be done. i thought it was supposed to be done @ 16k.

the guy @ mach1 listened to my bike and said it was fine ... and i'm at 15K+ ...

[Todd Hata]

My high school guidance counselor said I can either become a monk or sell porn, I think I made the right decision.

Sorry leigh, no monk porn, but I do have midget porn, that's always good for a laugh.

[Bugg77]

The carb syncing can actually help if you have it done, but doesn't seem to be too noticiable if you don't have it done. The benefit of it is (this one's for you Nat) MORE POWER

I almost took a job working in a porn store when I was in college. I was all set to accept the job until they told me that I had to clean the "Viewing" booths! And that ain't gonna happen!!!

[ersigh]

:eek:

GROSS!

I've never seen midget porn ... I'm not really planning on starting that any time soon either ...

It's weird to me that I can remember lines perfectly from porns my friends watched when I was 13 years old ... they'd watch them over and over while having sex (i was in the room, just watching the tv ... with no real reaction or care about what was on the tv) ...

[bwarbiany]

Leigh, you've got some messed up friends...

And this is coming from someone who *has* seen midget porn...

Brad

[Bugg77]

Todd, you'll fit right in with the porn job! :D

Anyone else ever been in the same room as someone else having sex, or had sex while someone else was in the same room?

I've been on both sides of this and it's no big deal if you're the one having sex. But man did I feel strange trying to keep busy while my friends were getting busy! I was so tempted to take pictures or record it, just so I'd have something to blackmail them with!!

[ersigh]

Originally posted by bwarbiany
Leigh, you've got some messed up friends...

And this is coming from someone who *has* seen midget porn...

Brad


The operative word is "had".

The girl I hung out with was 14 or 15 ... and she was definately fucked up, considering the amount of guys that came around (she wasn't pretty either).

I don't think, in general, that her fucking around with me in the room was bad, I think whatever was messed up in the situation was me, cuz' I didn't know any better ... I was totally shut off to sexual things, so it didn't affect me any more than people talking in the room with me.

I've never had sex with someone else in the room (unless my son when he was like a year old, and he was sleeping counts), I get uncomfortable if there are other people in the house ... but I don't think if I was in the room with someone else having sex that it would bother me much ... I think it would just be really difficult to not make fun of them ... (i used to do that to my mom when she first got married to my exstepdad ... cuz' they seemed to always choose to go at it when i was there with friends, and they were noisey ... so i'd go stand outside the door and copy their sounds ... lol, apparently this ended up making her husband laugh right when he was finishing, and he got rather angry at me for it ... lol) ...

hmmm ... (i just wrote too much i think) ...

[Setter32]

Why can't I have friends like that?

Why does all the good kinky stuff happens to others......... but not meeee!!!?????

That's it. I'm going to become a monk........... like Todd,........ and then I'll go get a job in the porn industry..............

oh.............. to fantasize.........

:D

[ersigh]

Why don't you become a midget? Seems like there's more of a demand for that!!??

hehe heheheh heh heh ...

ahem.

[Setter32]

But only if can do the nasty with 6ft+ tall ladies.

Now that's worth being a midget for.

:D

[neattoes3000]

You guys are sick! Or just crazy. I'm so confused, but I can't talk either. I'm guilty of all the things mentioned on this thread so far. Is there an easy way to have sex on an SVS? No! Not while it is moving. That would be kind of a turn of though? Maybe I'm the sick one.

Just thinking outloud.

Craig

[buymenow00]

Craig, we're talking midgets here...MIDGETS!

[Bugg77]

I think it would be a hell of a lot easier to have sex with a midget while riding your SV than having sex with a "normal" while riding.

Think about it... get one of those baby pouches that you wear like a backpack (on your chest), cut a hole in the appropriate area, and enjoy the ride and the road! :) At least the midget wouldn't be obstructing your view!! :D

What's sick about that is that the idea came so easily to me...

... I'll be out of the office for the rest of the day. I've had the sudden need for an emergency session with my therapist!

[ersigh]

Jeez you guys ...

you are all INSANE!!!

LOL

Sex with a midget just doesn't sound interesting ... but ... well, they do seem to be just the right height for oral sex ... lol ... no one's knees need to get tired ...

:eek:

(did i say that??)

where the hell is NAT??? seems like he'd be enjoying this conversation!!!

(mmmmm ... oral sex ...)

(cough)

[neattoes3000]

Why is it that everything that feels good really has potential to hurt your knees? Between riding and oral sex, I don't know how much more my knees can take. God forbid I do anything else that requires legs. Oh well, the price you pay for good time.

Craig

PS: So anyone manage to do it on the bike?

[Todd Hata]

Rick (rick77f) offered to help anyone who needs a carb sync this wednesday before bike night in HB.

He asked me to put the word out, 6pm to 6:30 we'll be there working on my carbs and anyone is welcome to come by to have theirs done.

Contact Rick to RSVP and for directions.

*There may even be a few free samples from my website.

[ersigh]

I might be interested in that!! (the carb work not the free samples ... as a female, i am quite able to entertain myself ... naked guys aren't interesting unless they are in the room with me ... :) ...)

[bwarbiany]

what town for the carb sync? HB?

Brad

[Todd Hata]

It's in Westminster, right next to HB, off Beach and the 405. If you want directions let me know. Everyone is welcome to come by from 6 to about 7 tonight.

[bwarbiany]

Todd, email some directions to bwarbiany@hotmail.com

I've got about 11K and think I might need a carb sync...

Do you have to pull the carbs to do it? (going to change my fuel screw setting when I get a chance)...

Brad