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buymenow00
Mon 6/24/02, 1:17PM
I...can't...keep...up (pant, pant)...she just...types...(whew! pant, pant, cough, pant) too fast...there's no way...(huff, puff)...that I can keep up with her...
ersigh
Mon 6/24/02, 1:24PM
hehehehehe


:)

It doesn't help that I type 100wpm AND AM A TOTAL LOSER WITH NO LIFE!!!
Bugg77
Mon 6/24/02, 1:37PM
I wouldn't say you have NO life... I'd guess more like you have 10% of a life and you are 90% loser! :P

only kidding of course!

Mike, the reason we can't keep up is because women take longer to climax... er, I mean, because we have to work every day!
buymenow00
Mon 6/24/02, 1:40PM
How many times has this happened to you?

Girl: Hey! Why'd you stop? I was almost there...

Guy: (huffing and puffing)...because I'm doing ALL the "fucking" work!
Bugg77
Mon 6/24/02, 1:47PM
UH OH! I THINK WE HIT A SORE SPOT WITH MIKE

I'm not going to make any comments about having "the sex" because, well... well I'm just not gonna say anything!!
ersigh
Mon 6/24/02, 2:02PM
no kidding on the sore spot thing ...

sheesh

i do'nt wanna say anything at all, i might get in trouble!!
Setter32
Mon 6/24/02, 2:05PM
Or this,

Girl: When are we going to start?

Guy: (Huffin and Puffin)..........but I'm...... (Huffin and Puffin)...... I'm already........ (Huffin and Puffin)......... You see, I was just........ (Huffin and Puffin)........... brrrrrrr, is it cold in here or is it just me?...... (Huffin and Puffin).......

:D
buymenow00
Mon 6/24/02, 2:17PM
Uh, the doctor said that it would go away in a few more days...
ersigh
Mon 6/24/02, 2:39PM
hmm ...

my favorite is the 10 minutes of kissing, and then a small discussion about "well do you wanna" and then "hehe yeah" and then 2 seconds later "uhhh ..." (twitch) "sorry ... that doesn't normally happen..." ...

yeah right.
Bugg77
Mon 6/24/02, 2:42PM
10 minutes!? That's some kind of record!! He's the kind of guy that makes the rest of us look bad for not having that marathon stamina!! ;)
ersigh
Mon 6/24/02, 2:49PM
hahahaha!!

(ahem)

that's too bad jimm. maybe you ought to uh... work on that??

you can use my stuffed cow to practice with ... if you want ... (as long as i can watch) ...
Bugg77
Mon 6/24/02, 2:57PM
just watch huh? Somehow I doubt you could keep your hands to yourself... You'd be on the other end of that stuffed cow in no time!!

LMAO!!!LOL!!!
ersigh
Mon 6/24/02, 3:32PM
hehehe

or on you!!

LOL

hehehe

poor cow would begin to feel neglected i think ...

:eek: